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muff putt

The action of kicking a female in the nether regions.
That bitch totally cut me off! She deserves a good muff putt.
by guru-guru-sama October 17, 2008
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Muffafles

1.) A waffle made from muffin mix. 2.) The most awesome food ever created. 3.) A comparative used to relate one's satisfaction with an object or idea.
1.) I'm having muffafles for breakfast!
2.)"So, what did you think of that film?"
"The only thing better would be muffafles!"
by MisterCrimX August 27, 2009
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Muff-hugga

Muh/fuh/gah/ noun. 1. One who "hugs" "muff".
2. (crude) variant of "Mother fucker"
1. I'm the muff-hugga who's dating his ex girlfriend.

2. You're a STUPID muff-hugga aint cha?
by soulsurvivor_2001 October 19, 2009
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Muff Night

A regular scheduled night you have sex with a girl, ussually a slut or whore.
Mark claims every Saturday as Muff night, but he has probably never screwed one. But then again He does know some pretty nasty sluts.
by Dom pville March 18, 2011
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Muff Rubber

Some One Who Likes Rubbing Muff I.E Me A Lesbian ...
" Dont Call Her A Dyke Its A Horrible Word How About Saying Muff Rubber Instead? " My Mum To My Sister
by Gay Of The Day July 17, 2011
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Muff Duster

A very, very, very short skirt.
All the girls in Power and Light on Saturday night were wearing high heels and muff dusters.
by lightsguy October 28, 2012
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Muff Cotton

When against better judgement having your salty pecker inside a woman feels too good so when you're about to cum you ejaculate into the good ladies vagina, but because you do not desire to impregnate her you reach into the vagina and 'pick' this 'cotton' out
Henry laid down the law of the land when he told the bitch no and ejaculated into the woman as he simultaneously gripped her ass and pulled at the back of her hair. Now he had to go muff cotton picking, what a shame he thought to himself as he shoveled it out and disposed of his semen in the now useless woman's mouth.

"Swallow bitch," he screamed, "I don't want it." So she swallowed.
by Henry and the Mallets FBG$ Pit December 19, 2012
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