March 22

March 22nd, kick your tallest guy friend in the balls, with permission.

Girl: Yo, it’s March 22nd can I kick your balls?
Boy: ayo, why not

by isimpforkimseungmin October 15, 2021

March 31

The famous singer Selena died
It is the day before the next month (April) not many people at born on this day. So if you are um congrats.

“Hey! Today’s March 31”
“Oh hey cool! Tomorrow a new month!”

by Bobthemasterofwords October 27, 2021

March 24th

everyone born on march 24th is amazing,hot,a good friend and a great person! they are creative,interesting and very chill people.

A: "that person is amazing! how do they do that?!"
B"oh,they were born on march 24th."

by EmotionalSupportDemon November 21, 2021

March 25th

March 25th is a hoes birthday. If you were born in march 25th your automatically a how

person one: bro i heard that girl is a bigggg hoe
person 2: she much be born in march 25th

by hot pancakes November 25, 2021

March 13

National fuck with your crush day

random guy: hey it's March 13 i can fuck with my crush
random guy 2: WAIT REALLY??

by shorter than your dick January 7, 2022

March 11

ugly rat heads

friend 1: hey what’s ur bday
friend 2: march 11..
friend 1: ugly rat head

by sussybajaaloy January 22, 2022

March 24

National best person day, all the most amazing people are born on this day. No matter what other definition says, people born on this day are the most amazing, wonderful, attractive, excellent, fabulous, gorgeous people EVER.

Person 1: "Hey it's March 24th!"

Person 2: "Yeah, why?"

Person 1: "The best people in the world are born on this day, go make a party for all your March 24 friends and give them a lot of money!"

by Morion December 17, 2021