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mander

one who gives the worst blowjobs ever. Much like a meatgrinder.
man ashley is such a mander my dick felt like ground beef.
by commandoc March 4, 2009
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Mandude

1.A phrase used to attract the attentions of the target audience and then to refer to them casually.
2. A superhero never seen and seldom heard of.
1. Man, Dude, i took a wicked shit just now.
2."Man, dude... who the hell is mandude?"
by Daniel Craig October 12, 2006
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Mandrake

also called the "Mandrak"/ and "he who shall not be named":

As the legend goes, the mandrake was created along with the infamous mandrews. Mandrake was actually a growth or rather a parasite of the mandrews when they were birthed into the world. When the mandrake/mandrews combination came from the womb the doctor had mistaken the mandrake as the human and mandrews it's tool and/or the birth defect. Oh so very wrong was the doctor, so very wrong. As Mandrews grew the mandrake grew as well although glacially slow and now the mandrake walks the earth hunting/ stalking women and mandrews is it's bearer. When "they" talk about global warming/ halocaust/ and all sexual predators both online and infiltrating the system, they are speaking of the mandrake.

summoning:
to call forth the mandrake onto this plane of existence one must perform the summoning ritual. Details of this ritual were lost in the fires of hell to protect mortalkind.
"dude we dont speak of the mandrake out loud, the evils will escape..."
by therockefeller December 21, 2007
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Mandeep Sandhu

A man wit 1 purpose...fuck those titiez
"dude..im mackin it like a mandeep would"
by Paul B. April 2, 2005
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Mandaluyong

a.k.a. the "Ghetto Heart of Metro Manila", or sometimes just the "Tiger City", the illest city in the Philippines.

Not much of a "hood", since the rich guys and the squatters ain't bordered from one another. Manda's home to the most notorious crackerz in the whole South East, and also to factions of underground gang bangers.

The attraction in Manda's mostly the string of classy commercial malls that connects SM Supermalls, Robinson's Galleria, Shangri-La Plaza, the Starmall, and the unlikely MRT Mall. There are also a lot of clubs and pubs all around town. The night's the life, as they say.

Mandaluyong's located at the heart of residing busy commercial cities like San Juan, Quezon, Makati, and the capital itself, Manila; so it's pretty much suitable to mobility. On the other hand, though, traffic's WORST than anywhere in the world!

I wouldn't say that it's the best place to chill, but hey, Mandaluyong's totally of the hizzle, fo' real
You thinkin' u in a peace-oriented city, homie? Hell, you ain't know what's goin' down here in Mandaluyong-- Welcome to the Philly's South Central, beezy!
by tego.calderon November 9, 2008
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mandy-pandy

(1) A Nancy,(2) a lesbian, (3) a man whom acts in a feminine manner.
He's no mandy-pandy, he's trying out for the marines.
by Louy B September 30, 2007
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Mandypasta

Multi talented, award winning Alpha male. Everyday he hits his peak, and yet his peak is so far away.
"Bro i totally did a mandypasta last night and fucked her mom".
by Mandypasta March 26, 2020
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