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the machine 

also a pretty cool place to hang out on a friday night...on the Isle of Man of course
whey hey for the machine...it does rock it does
ummm, sitting down the beach with guitars randomly jamming and singing...then walking back up to the machine for a huge hug involving everyone in that building...now that sums up the machine!
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Ghost Gumball Machine 

In the sexual position of doggystyle, one slides a finger or two into the girls anal cavity, pulling out a peice of her feces. Then pulls out of the vaginal cavity and slides the peice of feces into the vaginal cavity, taking the penal unit and forceably getting the girl analy until the feces comes out of the vaginal cavity. Then taking the feces and forcing the girl to chew it. When you leave her house make sure to leave a quarter under the pillow!
I gave Cecil Mcgillicutty's filthy mom a ghost gumball machine after thanksgiving dinner

jean machine 

a denim jacket or more popularly known as a canadian tuxedo. Worn by Canadians and truckers.
darn, i left my pack of marlboro 100's in the pocket of my jean machine. oh well, i think ill listen to the smokey and the bandit soundtrack again.
jean machine by ntl ben November 23, 2004

austrian death machine 

ultra brutal music that is kinda funny how it makes fun of arnold schwarzenegger
austrian death machine-broo-tal song idea "discombobulated corpse termination urbanization governmentalibation explosive montazuma's blasting power revenge!"
austrian death machine by sk8comp November 3, 2008

gulp gulp machine 3000 

The gulp gulp machine 3000 is something these hoes, whores, and sluts use because they can’t get any blowjobs.
GULP GULP MACHINE 3000
Is a object used as mouth of a sexy bitch (no offense women) to suck your 1 cm dick.

war machine 

The No. 1 Korean Guild on the game Guild Wars.
The guild War Machine owns all other guilds flatout.
war machine by coyote_sprit December 25, 2008

Sex Machine 

Somebody who is sexually active. That to a machine. They continually have sex as if it were programmed in a machine... It is disgusting.

Person 1: Hey did you hear about Sydney?
Person 2: Yeah, what about her?
Person 1: She has slept with so many people. INCLUDING ALEX.
Person 2: Wow. What a sex machine
Sex Machine by HerTitsRFake March 18, 2009