loser cruiser

The ride you're on when everything you do screws up.

Just after the lame job interview I bailed on the stairs on the way out. Someone get me off this loser cruiser!

by Olive_oil May 11, 2009

homely loser

One who prefers to stay at home in order to avoid having to deal with being social.

"Lauren, lets go get coffee"
"I have a headache, I am gonna stay in bed with my cat."
"Ugh, you are such a homely loser"

by Homely Loser December 31, 2008

sore loser

A sore loser is somebody whos hand falls asleep when there jackin off

ure a sore loser

by socko December 27, 2003

poop loser

A Dani who has been butt-raped repeatedly throughout life leaving her with the inability to hold her mud.

Dani, you're a poop loser! Your mud gates opened and left a slick spot on the floor!

by JustinSkarbro January 20, 2008

Facebook Loser

Someone who even though they have friends on Facebook, never interacts with them. They never have wall posts or are in anybody's boxes. They seem unpopular on social networking sites, even though they may have friends in real life.

Oh, I know her. She's such a facebook loser.

by watevawhocares August 20, 2010

fookin laser sights

In video games, when a player is using a weapon with laser sights as an attachment and you get shot by that weapon, it isn't uncommon to use the phrase. It is used when you are partially blinded on the screen by the sight, or all you can see is the sight from behind cover.

You can also replace the word fookin with either shitty, op, cancerous..

Player 01: "I just got killed by the douche with fookin laser sights!"

Player 02: "You must be pretty shit then.."

by VapeLordSmoke November 4, 2017

Laser Jesus

when somebody says laser jesus they mean a speed control camera. the word itself comes from the ancient sayings that jesus saved a lot of lives. Laser Jesus = a version of jesus that saves lives through laser beams.

GPS: "Laser Jesus coming up in 150 yards, slow down."

by Hakif July 29, 2009