lunchenon

a lunch you just know won't happen or that you're about to cancel

Hey man, regarding that lunchenon, yeah ...

..............

To: John Smith
Subj: Lunchenon

Hey John, can't make it today. Let's reschedule!

by amiarebel July 8, 2009

lunch diva

When a co-worker or friend is being difficult about going to lunch. Specifically, they arrive late to the destination and have complaints regarding the selection of food.

That lunch diva "insert friends name" made us 20 minutes late going to lunch today.

by lkjhgfdsapoiuyt November 4, 2009

lawnchair parade

1. A redneck party, due to the fact that most of their parties are held in the front/back yard.

2. Any nonspecific group of lawnchairs, particularly during any event where one must bring their own seating.

1. I was at a real southern wedding last night, what a lawnchair parade!

2. Mardi Gras is one of the most common times for lawnchair parades.

by appleinthestew May 30, 2010

Lunch Hostage

When someone doesn't believe that you actually have legit plans for lunch and holds you at bay until the other party contacts you and tells you that they are ready. This is done just to make sure that you're not ditching them.

I was going out to eat with the Missus and my Boos held me Lunch Hostage.

by ewanders1 November 18, 2011

Lunch of Shame

Similar to the Walk of Shame, the Lunch of Shame is where college girls sit in a dining hall at their college, hungover, usually with no makeup and clothes they dont care about how they look in, trying to figure out what it is they did the night before. A very common sight in pretty much any universities dining hall on a Saturday or Sunday

Cody: Dude, so many girls are rocking ponytails, no makeup, and sweatpants. Why do they all of a sudden not give a shit what they look like?

Dylan: Dude, its the Lunch of Shame, they're all really hungover

by RayLay23 February 23, 2012

Lunchini

The act of having Martini's for Lunch.

"I'm eating light today, maybe just a Lunchini."
"Let's discuss that over Lunchini today"

by STX620 February 8, 2013

Lunch meat toupee

When a man puts his head between a woman's legs, but doesn't perform cunnilingus.

"I was so drunk last night, I tripped and fell head first into some chick's crotch. She totally gave me a lunch meat toupee!"

by FERNtastic November 2, 2014