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Madison Kelley

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One of the most amazing boys I have ever met. Pretty much the perfect guy: smart, extremely cute, funny, great accent (even though he thinks I'm crazy), and actually nice unlike a lot of people. Someone who is always up for anything and always there for his friends. The best friend a girl could ask for... and one that I am really going to miss. A guy who derserves a great girl who will treat him like the prince charming he is and will appreciate what a truly amazing boy he is. Truely would make the perfect boyfriend and will make the perfect husband someday. The boy that any girl would be lucky to have.
Someone says- madison kelley is here..
Interrupted by girls (and some boys) yelling- omg madison kelley! he's so hot he's so great we just love him!!

An amazing boy! and one of my best friends
by Kelsey Orr October 13, 2008
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The Helen Keller

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Ejaculate in a girls mouth, poke her in the eyes and clap her ears, temporarily making her deaf, blind and mumbling, much like Helen Keller.
Mary likes to talk after sex so I decided to give her the Helen Keller to shut her up.
by P-Dizzle-Sizzle February 5, 2010
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(kill-er-IFick) adj.
the new awesome; freakin cool like woah times 10.
"Camp Omega is so killerific!!"
by Tizzzle September 28, 2006
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When an horny mushroom goes alphabetical on a bouncy pair of tits, spewing his semen all over them. The vagina sucks on it balls, until it finally tears the skin a pubical hairs from. The couple then go to the local marine life center and have oral sex with an orcawhale, he whale shoots his wad all over the mushrooms ear. Then an australian tourist beats off in the whales blowhole. The orcalater dies.
Hey look a mushroom; let's play killer whale hide and seek!
by Astrotimmy January 17, 2009
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spot killer

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Someone who ruins the tranquility and balance of a spot (group of friends hanging in a pre-determined place) by causing lots of awkward conversations and pregnant pauses. Basically disrupts the normally relaxed setting with their presence and/or controversial ideas.
Dave is a spot killer because he started talking about Bush and the war in Iraq. You can't bring politics into the spot. Chill subjects only!!
by bigtones August 29, 2006
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cock killer

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A vagina so rough, wild, and relentless in the goal of achieving an orgasm in the bedroom that ultimately results in penile breakage.
After his "injury" caused by Rihanna's overzealous romantic escapades, Peter banished her from his fuckbook account as a certified cock killer and ended up never fornicating with her again.
by NorthernExposurePole February 21, 2015
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