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Jonas Ott

A generally frightening person your most of the time disgusted by. No one really likes him and hes kinda weird. you know its fax.
A weird frightening person --> Jonas Ott
by Wodor May 29, 2020
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Jonas Brothers

The Jonas Brothers are one of the best bands ever. There are three members: Nick Jonas, Joe Jonas, and Kevin Jonas.
Sister: Omg I am such a Kevin girl!
Me, the gay one: Omg Joe is so hot.
Both of us: The Jonas Brothers are everything!
by bigjoncleetus June 9, 2020
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JonAmon

JonAmon is a cool dude :)
by JonAmon July 10, 2020
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Jonas brandstrup linnebjerg ripa

I big fat idiot who has a mega smal dick
Jonas brandstrup linnebjerg ripa is a big fat idiot who has a mega smal dick
by Michichet August 13, 2020
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Jonagold law

Jonagold law: If your S.O. is upset and refuses to tell why, you are compelled by law to break up with them.
Guy: What's wrong, honey?
Girl: Nothing. Good night.
Guy: Okay, good night <3
Girl: See, that's your fucking problem
Guy: Sorry, but I gotta abide by the Jonagold law. I'm breaking up with you. Bye!
by neitherevernornever August 27, 2020
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jonael

that bitch is a JONAEL!
by faggybaggytaggy September 3, 2020
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Jonah

Fucking cunt the biggest asshole on earth smokes weed everyday and his penis is as small as my girlfriends nipples.

But I like him
I hate Jonah
by Jonahisgayandhasasmallpenis September 7, 2020
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