A hockey term for when your defense gets walked through and treated like a bitch before being scored on in the most beautiful way possible. Coined after the demi-god, John Tavares.
Bob: WOAH that defense just got walked through and treated like bitches
Jim: Damn straight. They just got Johnny T'd
Jim: Damn straight. They just got Johnny T'd
by BasedNielsen March 10, 2015
Get the johnny t'dmug. Rich young Canadian singer who got his parents to make him famous. He is friends with Jacob Sartorius and gets a lot of hate. Famous song: Let go
by Tjejtn n October 3, 2017
Get the johnny orlandomug. Nz slang used to malign scottish bred new zealanders by local natives, illustrates users lack of understanding of British colonization and used as racial abuse.
by DOT_ROD February 12, 2024
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by JOYBetty777 July 23, 2022
Get the Johnnymug. Johnny is the most swaggy and coolest person ever! He’s the swagger himself 😎🤟he loves hanging out with his super swagger best friend Alondra everyone wants to be as cool as them😎🤟
by 😎🤟 August 18, 2022
Get the Johnnymug. by isolation_ March 22, 2022
Get the Johnnymug. When you split a six pack and a pound with your girl and then she gives you road head while you're still eating your tacos from Taco John's. While you're polishing off your potato olés and she's polishing off your knob.
by Sugar Nipps July 1, 2019
Get the Taco Johnnymug.