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When a normal sized man is having intercourse with a little woman doggy style, stands up and puts on a large pair of sweatpants while still inside her. He then leaves his house and goes for a walk with what appears to be a massive erection in his pants but is really just his fun sized partner going for a ride.
Did you see that guy on the street today? He either had a disease or a midget erection
by Kwaller11 October 25, 2017
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The sexual act where the woman lies on the ground with her legs over her head and the man places both testicles in the woman’s anus. This is best performed with large and hanging testicles.
How’s your sister’s asshole? Because I hit her with the Johnny Appleseed last night.

Man, her asshole was tight...that was a painful Johnny Appleseed I gave her.
by Kwaller11 September 30, 2017
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