Jaslyn

A two-faced, fake friend that pretends to be innocent but actually is someone that only takes but doesn’t give. Pretty much a useless waste of space. She is the type of person who will ditch her friend that does so much for her and will hang out with someone as selfish as her. DO NOT TRUST

Person A: Who was that that left you on your own to hang out with that person?
Person B: Jaslyn

by Pieceofshitj October 17, 2019

jablonskies

HUGHEBOOBs. MAINLY ON fat white women

that cracker bitch has some jablonskies

by bolillo March 30, 2008

Jason An

OVERLY dramatic girl who likes Asians.

Scandalous and watches GAY PORN.

Became straight after being disgusted of.. GAY PORN !

Who actually enjoys 2girls1cup.

Pees in a cup. ANd probably but HOPEFULLY not drink it

his screen name is mY sN has HIV

Ew, it's JASON !

OH MY GOSH, I SEE JASON. -fangirlscream-

Damni: Let's eat Jason An.

by damni June 20, 2009

Jasonics

word to decribe a funny happening

Trites: you're dumb
Bryan: That was jasonics

by kcikass October 5, 2010

Jason Branham

A dude that gets laid all the time despite his short stature.

Man Richard is a Jason Branham, he can't kiss the chick he just did without a stepladder but he keeps getting laid!

by Fubar AKA Bionic December 18, 2010

Jason Judd

His real name...Jason Judd. He's s a 21st century writer, under the impression that the Inquisition officially ended in 1834. Since 2005 he's written primarily in protest of Patriot Act 2 with unique viewpoints on science, religion, war, and censorship. He has adopted some fundamentals in the school of psychology while hiding behind his theories on physics in his fiction -- he seems to be afraid of presenting anything real to the critical world.

Jason Judd wrote the books The Revolution Begins, rehab, and XOXOXO: Dirtbag in protest of Patriot Act 2.

by XOXOXO_Dirtbag October 1, 2011

jason hook

One who is obsessed with his own penis, he is always touching it, or trying to show it to people. Cannot get through a day without spanking the monkey. Has poor hygiene, often smells like jizz . So ladies, if you detect that subtle hint of ammonia run for the hills. Should you show any interest, you will be bombarded with explicit texts mms and emails, these communications will only increase if you tell him you are no longer interested.

Jason Hook is a sub class of sex pest

"OMG, I was on person.com last night looking for a hottie, I found a dude who would not stop soliciting me, even when I told him I'm not interested"

"Dude, you have found a Jason Hook, run for the hills"

by midnight cowgirl September 20, 2013