Take a rubber glove, squirt some oil or grease into it. Wrap your pillow around it, and tie it together with a belt. Now go ahead and fuck the everliving shit out of it. This is the only form of sexual gratification that many non-gay inmates get.
Yo man, I was all set to go out on that date with Mandy Moore, untill she found that jailhouse vagina in the backseat of my car and dumped me.
by The noodler September 9, 2004
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1. Ok! Magazine featured an article about Jaime Lynn Spears' pregnancy. The song "Papa Don't Preach" came to mind while reading the article.
2. Lynne Spears really doesn't know how to raise daughters. Jaime Lynn is 16 and pregnant and Britney parties while pregnant with her third.
2. Lynne Spears really doesn't know how to raise daughters. Jaime Lynn is 16 and pregnant and Britney parties while pregnant with her third.
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This girl always somehow fools me with her beauty to do stuff with her.I always tell her my things.She always there for you I love her no matter what.This is the girl I love Jaime.I always want to kiss this girl no matter where.
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Get the Jaida mug.A Jaiman is a mammal of Greater London area but can be found migrating further north as far as Nottingham, but has found a second home in the town known as Chaventry. It is famous for its incredible ability to memorise complicated mathematical formulae. A talent of laughing at inopportune times is characteristic, as is the ability to say inappropriate things within earshot of the intended bitchee. It is minute in stature but gigantic in heart and mimics the movements of the common jackrabbit when mating (with itself or with a hoard of human females). It's preferred mate is an elegant, secretive female who must understand the use of the phrase "oh my days" in all of it's connotations.
Warning! If humans come into contact with a Jaiman that has a) not slept well, or b) is very hungry, they MUST provide food and/or a very comfortable sleeping area where it will proceed to take a monumental amount of time to finish it's meal and snore extremely loud. Especially after it's limit of three mildly alcoholic beverages.
Warning! If humans come into contact with a Jaiman that has a) not slept well, or b) is very hungry, they MUST provide food and/or a very comfortable sleeping area where it will proceed to take a monumental amount of time to finish it's meal and snore extremely loud. Especially after it's limit of three mildly alcoholic beverages.
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Jaiman, sometimes known in the wild as Jai, J, J-Jonah Jaimanson.
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Can make fast Jaimanesque self-love.
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Jaiman, sometimes known in the wild as Jai, J, J-Jonah Jaimanson.
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