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Iran

Country on the east side of the Arabian gulf. Iran is ethnically diverse with Persians, Azeris, Kurds and Lurs living there.

Iran used to be a monarcy run by the Shar, but he was corrupt, and liked to use his police a bit too much, many people were dirt poor also. The west backed the Shar but during 1978-1979 the Islamic Revolution occured, and Iran's religious elite (the clerics) siezed power.

Iran today is a kind of semi-democracy, and so is ironically much more legitimate than most of the US 'allies' in the region. However the ruling religious elite are a hot minded bunch who see themselves in the van of a gradiose world-historical movement in which their interpretation of Islam will triumph over their enemies (and incidently give them alot of power).

The Iranians grand ambitions are now manifest in their quest to develop nuclear weapons. They also like to sound off about Israel, the Holocaust, interpretations of Western history, The Crusades, anything which will give them some attention basically.

If the Iranians get close to full enrichment Israel will strike with or without US backing, this will throw the region into chaos. If the US strike the same thing will happan. If the US invades it will be insane and the end of superpower status, but the alternative?
In Iran, women have to wear the Hejab but some are no doubt real hot underneath.
by JRy May 25, 2006
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Iron Maiden

A very OVERRATED and very unoriginal band who sounds like shit so what's the fuckin use?
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You can't disagree that they're overrated.Just look at all of these definitions these kids have made calling them the 'best band ever'.Uh,excuse me? How could they be anywhere near the best band ever when they sound like shit and are retarded?
Iron Maiden sounds like Homosexual Opera to me.It's like a more homosexual version of opera anyways.Sure the guitar work is pretty good but that's nothing unique.Lots of great guitar players in the world.Their bass players' alright too.So what.There's lots of good bass players out there.Their singer fucking sucks almost as bad as Axl Rose.Their songs are dumb.Their lyrics are retarded.They are not the best anything (not even the best metal band).
by YOU SHIT IN YOUR PANTS September 25, 2005
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Iron Maiden

"Female" that put the fear of God in men everywhere. Had classic she-mullet with shaved side burns.
Dude #1: Are you going to the basketball game?
Dude #2: Hell no!
Dude #1: Why not?
Dude #2: I heard that the Iron Maiden might be there.
Dude #1: Shit, I'm outy!
by Zeke May 7, 2005
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Irganomix

N: a variation of the word "Ergonomics", specifically relating to world class turntablism creating a euphoric sense of absolute comfort and melodically orgasmic sensations.
Irganomix has the phattest cuts.
Irganomix ripped it up last night. Word? Word.
by Irganomix September 17, 2003
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iron clamp

"When having anal with a girl doggy style and right before the climax you punch you partner in the back of the head and she clenches her ass cheeks and therefore causing the IRON CLAMP".
" uarrgg babe I'm about to cum "
wHACk👊
"Too tight" you clenched to hard
"Babe you iron clamped me
by Pussy-destroyer100 December 17, 2013
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Iron Fist

when you fist a bitch so hard, her asshole explodes
Billy: are you ready?
Stacy: for what?
billy: THE IRON FIST BITCH
Stacy: UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
by itsyaboyskinnypenis March 21, 2017
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Ioan

Slang for I don’t

Pronounce like: I own
Ioan know what you gonna do but imma bout to go home
by Maddicurissaho November 30, 2017
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