MAGA hat

A fedora that has aged but not matured.

*tips MAGA hat*

by Aunt Tifa Lockhart December 08, 2018

Hat Girl

a butch muscly body building feminist wymyns' studies studying muscle bound freak who is a pinko to boot. a hat girl also has friends of every ethnic group

Damn Hat girl said that i was eye raping and opressing her and eye raping her simply because i have a penis

by Pubert Qubert Quakenbush April 04, 2003

ass hat

A tattoo on the lower back that is typically worn by women. Also known as a tramp stamp.

Hey, that girl has an ass hat. She must have taken lots of dicks.

by snikt! September 16, 2008

old hat

A previously worn condom.

I couldn'y find a new one, so I used the old hat from last night.

by Brett Calvin September 30, 2006

hat hair

Inadvertantly getting one's pubes stuffed into one's condom prior to sex. After sex, the condom is removed to reveal a sweaty mess of matted pubes also known as "hat hair."

I had to put the condom on so fast I didn't bother moving my pubes out of the way. After I blew it, I had a ratty nest of hat hair that was sore for three days.

by J5Alive April 30, 2008

vagina hat

similar to ass hat, only instead of having your head up one's ass, it's up one's vag hole

a vagina hat is someone who should pull their head out of their vagina and grow a pair

by thexfunnyxman July 24, 2008

Hats off

When you take off your hat

"Billy i want you to scream really loudly at my ass"
"ALRIGHT JOHHNY, just let me take off my hat"

by Nick and Steve August 01, 2003