guitar guy

The dude you see at parties who sits around on the couch with his guitar singing songs to IMPRESS people, (mainly the ladies), with his so-called talents.

"Dude, did you see the guitar guy play Oasin?"
"yeah, the douche was eyeing my girlfriend the whole time."

by josilyn May 29, 2008

one guy one jar

that one video where a guy shoves a jar up his ass and it breaks

have you seen the one guy one jar video

by johnmarstondidntdeservethis April 13, 2017

Pedo Guy

Someone who hurt your pride by telling you that your invention is useless and tell you to stick it up your ass.

A: I just saved all the boys from the cave by diving. It proves that your submarine is useless. Stick it up your ass.
B: You are a pedo guy.

by Elongated Muds September 4, 2018

best guy friend

The guy a girl always comes running back to with all her problems she's afraid her friends would judge her for. Best guy friends are different from your regular guy friends because you can talk to them them about anything and they tend to be very sympathetic and caring. Either the guy or the girl friend at one time or another complains about being in the friend zone but neither one of them actually does anything about it. Rumors often circle around that you and your best guy friend are dating and he'll often smile and respond with a shy "nah". There is often cute flirtatious tension between you and your best guy friend.

Girl: Period cramps make me look and feel like shit today.

Best Guy Friend: Aww no, you look gorgeous. I wish I could make you feel better somehow :(

by istilllovehim January 23, 2012

Tourettes Guy

(noun) An unusual, yet hilarious creature, who stars in a series of YouTube videos made for entertainment. The videos follow Danny, the star, as he engages in everyday activities which include making food, putting away groceries, or playing table pool while suffering from alcoholism and Tourettes Syndrome and avoiding and/or berating his son and ex-wife, Shirlena.

He frequently blames his screw-ups, or distractions on Bob Saget.

If you plan on meeting Danny, you better make sure that you don't like Head and Shoulders, Colgate Tartar Control nor Blue M&M's. It would also help if you had previously walked a mile in HIS SHIT. And never, EVER, talk shit about Total.

The character recently died in a car accident. However, if you should ever meet the star be careful as he may just be as crazy as his former character. Offer him Total or Corn Flakes to ease any possible rage exhibited by him.

Tourettes Guy: "BITCH!.... I love you...."

or

TG: "Fuck you, kid! You're a dick!"

Son: "But dad...!"

TG: "You're a faggot!"

by DrunkyMcLush December 20, 2008

dream guy

Referring to a gal's fantasy-idea of a perfect fuzzy-chested snuggle-buddy, this type of fellow not only treats his lady right and is kind, gentle, smart, funny, etc., but he also always keeps an eye on how she's resting while taking a nap, and then he immediately wakes her up whenever her agonized tossing and/or whimpering indicates that she's having a nightmare, so that she doesn't have to needlessly suffer from the bad dream for even one instant longer.

Groggy red-eyed dude: I love how Tiffany adoringly calls me her dream guy and always lets me sleep with her, but she sometimes has several nightmares back-to-back which oblige me to keep waking her up and then soothing her back to sleep again, and so I often don't get much shut-eye myself!

by QuacksO December 24, 2017

sneaky black guy

When you steal all her shit, when you're done having sex with her.

Last night, Sarah was a victim of a sneaky black guy. She woke up to find him and most of her stuff gone.

by solimarreef January 10, 2014