Glasses Jasses Superbrasses

1. A lesser known film and TV trope, where a woman is not perceived to be attractive unless she is wearing glasses.

2. Someone who wears non-prescription glasses for fashion reasons.

John is such a hipster, with his lensless glasses. He's like Glasses Jasses Superbrasses!

Rainham Cool Club does not admit Glasses Jasses Superbrasses tryhards - you can't just buy splankers and put it on your face, man!

by DogfinderGeneral October 29, 2020

The Glass Closet

When a person is closeted, but everyone knows that hey are gay.

Chelsea: *asking Lauren* Who are you kissing under the mistletoe?
Camila: Me!
Lauren: Nooo *gay panic*
Inside Chelsea’s mind: Wow Camila’s in the Glass closet.

by Stassii December 26, 2018

Splash The Glass

The act of masturbating in a peep booth and coming all over the glass partition that separates you from the naked girl.

Peep Booth Girl: "Hey fellas... c'mon in and splash the glass for me".
Other Peep Booth Girl: "Don't be shy. Lemme see you jack off and splash the glass".

by tmdoom June 1, 2015

Glass Swan

One step further than sandy vagina. Glass is made from heat and/or pressure. If you have a sandy enough vagina and are clenching down, you would create a glass swan, just from the shape.

"Good lord, woman, if you don't chill out about it and unclench, you're gonna make a glass swan."

by technocowboy January 22, 2009

glassdick

A crack pipe.

Damn, she needs to check herself into rehab and stop sucking on that glassdick.

by Tyson April 2, 2003

through the looking glass

Similar to the twilight zone, where nothing is quite what it seems. In Lewis Carroll's Through the Looking Glass book, it can mean clocks that work backwards or "... a poor sort of memory that only works backwards."

Through the looking glass, nothing is what it seems.

by xxyyxx! September 30, 2013

Glass Joe

An opponent who will inevitably suffer a knockout.

Glass Joe was skunked before half-time.

by Walt Waldo December 17, 2008