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i'd fuck a goat 

A saying meaning im down for anything or I will do anything.
Muhammad: What do you want to do today?

Kumar: I'd fuck a goat.

i'd fuck a goat by Petter Hegamon January 2, 2009
Related Words
goat Goated goatse goating goatfuck goat fucker goatee Goatman goaty goat boy

scape goat 

<n>
person, or group of people, used to call blame upon.
Nativists used immigrants as scape goats for explain the problems of America in the 19th Century.
scape goat by Rob Michael September 29, 2005

punched the goat 

To cease to live. To come to an end. To pass out of existence.
Can you believe both Farrah and Michael punched the goat on the same day?
punched the goat by Saint Tee August 27, 2009

my pet goat 

read the amazon.com review of "my pet goat:"

287 of 292 people found the following review helpful:

Presidential material, through and through!, July 6, 2004
Reviewer: Lolla Fallujah
After reading the enclosed story "The Pet Goat," I was stunned by its lyrical beauty and easy cadence. The tempo, the choice of words, and the layout on each page captured my imagination so much that it took me about seven minutes to recover my bearings.
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my pet goat by JenThe80'sFan July 27, 2004

shut your goat mouth 

Shut up but with more force.

The alternative is shut your trout mouth
-Annoying person is talking

You say:
"You shut your GOAT mouth" OR
"You shut your TROUT mouth"

Grates my goat 

A phrase which means to 'annoy' 'irritate' or which shows a general dislike. Another version of Grates my cheese.
"You know what grates my goat? That guy at work who eats like a horse."
Grates my goat by Danjanon July 21, 2009