friend hiatus

When a friend commits an act that you don't approve of, you can put said friend on "friend hiatus" to show your disapproval.

Friend hiatus usually only lasts between a few minutes to an hour but special circumstances may call for an extended friend hiatus.

Sally- Hey John, sorry I couldn't hang out yesterday, but I'm free now.

John- Yeah whatever, you're on friend hiatus till tomorrow.

by AznDave March 19, 2009

Hangover Friend

A word to describe a friend who you only see the day after a night out, mostly sunday morning. Usually the friend in question is one who lives in the same area but goes elsewhere for cool parties and avoids the lame parties in the locality. The morning after they then call his/her close friends to hang out, they then find the time to boast about their cool, crazy night while you just tell the same boring tales of a saturday night.

Eg. Michael: ' Man, i'm really hungover, Tom asked me to call down to his crib so we can go and get some food'

Cillian : 'Dude, he's just looking for someone to tell the tales of those great parties he goes too, he's such a hangover friend.'


Eg. Michael : 'Yo Tom, how did last night go?'

Tom : 'Man, I got so hammered, and i scored with this hot chick, party was so rad! What you do?'

Michael : ' Emm ... I just had a few beers with Cillian and wnet home ... pretty lame'

by Myerz April 30, 2009

friend to fuck ratio

The amount of times a man or woman creates conversation with the other sex and either makes friends or scores. Referred to as an achronym, the ftf ratio tracks the consistency and strength of any person's pick up skills.

Ellsworth's friend to fuck ratio couldn't be lower if he was asexual. He has been instantly thrust into any woman's friend zone.

by Boonville All Star May 12, 2009

Friend Grenade

When your mate is working his charms on a rather attractive lass but her fat friend is making things awkward. You must jump on the friend grenade, thus allowing your man to get his nut.

Guy 1: Dude Friend Grenade me, she's cramping my style
Guy 2: (Shudders) ok man but you owe me for this whale

by gringo89 September 26, 2010

friend/date

You are going out with a "friend" however it may actually be a "date" in disguise.

Alison: "Me and Tom are going out on a friend/date tonight.

Possible meaning: Alison and Tom say they are friends, but they really are more.

Possible meaning #2: Either Alison or Tom just think they are friends while the other thinks it's more.

Possible meaning #3: Neither Alison nor Tom really give a shit what their status is but just want to go out anyway.

by alicatsanfrancisco July 30, 2013

pet-friend

When you like making fun of one of your friends usually all the time, that friend is your pet-friend

Andy is always making fun of her pet-friends Charlie and Daniel.

by Andy S² November 20, 2015

Girl Best Friend

A girl best friend is the best thing that’s going to ever happen to you. She’s always going to make you smile, she’s always going to make you happy, she’s always going to make you laugh, and she’s always going to make your day. You can be yourself around her. You would know her family and be comfortable around them. She’s the person you would stay on FaceTime with all night, you would ask her that if she’s tired and that it’s OK if she wants to go but she would just deny it and act like she’s not tired at all just to stay on the call with you. She’s the person you would trust anything with. She will be there for you no matter what. She’s the last person you’ll talk to before going to bed and the first when you get out of bed. She is something that you don’t ever want to lose. She’s trustworthy and honest. She’ll give you the warmest hugs. She’ll cuddle you in the cutest ways. She’ll love you like no one has ever done before. She may have a crush on you one time or another. You may have a small crush on her one time or another. This is completely normal. Hug her, compliment her, protect her, make her feel special, even if she isn’t your girlfriend.

She loves you, show her some love too.

People- Is she like you’re girlfriend

Me- No, she’s my Girl Best Friend
People- You guys should definitely date

by FACTS1010 June 16, 2019