Jizz Faced Cow In A Blanket

When a girl gives head to a guy till he cums, she rubs the cum all over his dick, and then puts the penis in a hamburger

Person 1: Dude i love hamburgers
Person 2: Then just make your girl give you a 'Jizz Faced Cow in a Blanket"
Person 1: YES! Thats perfect!

by MoeChama November 7, 2010

faced

to be put down by a nigger in a lower class then you

"Bitch, you got faced."

by dash May 13, 2005

shit-faced

Fucked up cuz u soo drunk

Damn u lookin shit-faced b

by D Money April 1, 2003

facial

Applying beauty supplies to one's face mainly done at a salon.

I'm going to get a facial done at The Red Door Salon later this afternoon.

by Allison December 22, 2003

irish facial

when a man ejaculates on a woman's face, then throws a handful of lucky charms on it. The semen acts as glue which allows the lucky charms to stick to the face.

After a night of heavy drinking, Sean gave a lucky girl an Irish Facial. Now they're after her lucky charms!! MMMMMM delicious.

by Sean Ches July 28, 2010

facilitator

Someone pretending to be a teacher when really they don't know anything about teaching.

"Man, our substitute teacher is such a facilitator."

by SomeWeirdRandomGuy October 12, 2016

shit-faced

AkA "Hammed" Or Jason Jones on a typical saturday.

Yo did you guys see jason last saturday, he was hammed out. Shit Faced!

by JonnyC March 7, 2005