Eric Cartmenez

South Park's Eric Cartmen's alter ego. In "Eek, a Penis!" Eric Cartmen tries to become a calculus teacher. To reach inner-city kids, he became a Hispanic teacher named Eric Cartmenez teaching the children how to cheat calculus.

Student 1: "I don't understand how to cheat on my test"
Eric Cartmenez: "How do I reeach those kïds?"

Example 2

Principle: Congratulations Mr. Cartmenez!

Eric Cartmenez: "I reeached those kïds"

by mm24ish January 1, 2011

(word ending in "er) her, i hardly know her

Another way to add sex to innocent things without saying "that's what she said."

in (word ending in "er) her, i hardly know her, "Her" is the same person as "She" in that's what she said. It's a hypothetical girl that you have sex with.

When someone says a word ending in "er" you turn it into a sex joke.

So if a friend says, "Dude, I broke your windsheild wiper."
You say, "Wipe her? I hardly know her!"

Friend: You're such a messy eater
You: Eat her? I hardly know her!

Friend: Shut up, you fucker.
You: Fuck her? I hardly know her!

that's how to use: (word ending in "er) her, i hardly know her

by The monkey's Uncle. June 21, 2008

erentard

A man that is conviced he is always right but actually he always misses

erentard: says something thats not true
Everybody: you missed bro

by Bald Goku 19 February 17, 2021

eremia

A sexy person that pulls a lot of relationships and mostly has natural curly hair

Bro he is so “Eremia” like look at him

by Mvghbvvvvvbji May 29, 2020

Ercede

A super kind person. Famous on tiktok

I am a ercedes

by Pouty73 May 30, 2020

Camp Ernst Middle School

this is what happens when education is thrown out of the question and instead replaced with fake food, shitty teachers, and the worst learning program I've ever seen. i'd rather swallow gorilla shit, wash it down with penguin piss, and for dessert have a nice bowl of radioactive waste right from the heart of Hiroshima.

wanna go to hell?
no. i already go to Camp Ernst Middle School

by AnusLicker888 October 19, 2018

erlthom

1. (verb) to be assigned a lot of tasks that was supposed to be done by the assignee

2. (adj.) a state of being stranded in a faraway place

3. (verb) to be owned

1. "Fuck, I've just been erlthomed. I should be paid overtime, bitch!"

2. The erlthom guy couldn't get home because of a typhoon. Boo yeah!

3. "You just gots yourself erlthomed, brother!" - The Hulkster

by Loads of Kikis May 21, 2008