Dancing Ninja

how asians masturbate. since theyre penises are so small, and theyre bodies are so flexible, they use the space in between their toes to stimulate themselves, thus looking like a dancing ninja.

sonny: I bomb da harbor!

justin: bombing da harbor was such last year, now i do the dancing ninja.

by bombharbors April 17, 2011

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Dancing Dave

Sex God and general genius on all matters especially football. Scourge of bitter blues.

Kenny Dalglish is my hero.

by Dancing Dave January 26, 2005

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dinking and dunking

Alternating penetration between vaginal and anal orifices.

So Brendan says to me, "I was dinking and dunking this broad the other night ... "

by AceJT January 16, 2008

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Any kind of sex in an inappropriate setting. The act is referred to as dunkin donuts to avoid suspicion or simply avoid an awkward conversation altogether. The idea is that one could use "going to dunkin donuts" as an excuse or alibi, given Dunkin Donuts is often open 24-hours.

"So Mike, how was dunkin' donuts?"
"Eh, it was alright."

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unknowingly"Dave, remember when we got dunkin donuts that one time?"
appauled, disgusted look from Dave
pause
"What? It was as Crestian!"

by MotherEarthFracker December 11, 2007

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dunking on the board

This is a general term used by someone who has absolutely no concept of the game of basketball. If you ever hear someone say this, you should immediately be aware that this person has absolutely no business on a basketball court. If you see someone on a court stating this phrase, then rest assured you will soon be smoking their ass in a game of one on one.

Ex: (first guy) Hey man, I'm about to dunk on the board!
(second guy) Oh really? Well then...I'm about to smoke your ass in a game of one on one!

by kurt April 22, 2005

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