what you doing

A text sent by a dude who wants you to come over for sex. Usually sends it to more than one person at a time to increase his chance of getting lucky. (the recipients are not aware that he has sent the text to anyone but them) If he gets more than one response, he replies to his preferred option. The non-commital nature of the question makes it difficult for any of the unchosen options to accuse him of any wrongdoing.

(Sends text to four girls) "what you doing"
Girl number two is first to respond with "not much, what about you?"
But before he can respond, girl number one (his preferred option) replies! She says "I'm free, wanna catch up?'
All he has to do now is tell girl number two he's tired and is going to bed and tell girl number one to come on over!

booty call brush off casting the net

by Fox99 December 31, 2015

Soft Dominatrix

A female dom that orders the sub to do such things as rub her feet, massage her back and legs, etc. The dom controls when, where, and how the sub reaches gratification...or doesn't reach it as the case may be. As is typical, the sub must do whatever the dom requires. This type of role play generally does not include any forms of punishment or pain but is instead based on the dom just completely controlling the situation for her maximum enjoyment.

"First I had my sub buy me dinner and then rub my feet. Then, I had him bring me to climax with a toy. Only then did I allow him to pleasure himself while I watched. What a great night! I love being a Soft Dominatrix because I get what I want how I want it!"

by Suzanna13 November 1, 2007

Dick and Dom In Da Bungalow

1. a children's television programme on the BBC.

2. safe anal sex. Origin: contraception by means of using a dom. Thus creating a barrier between dick and bunghole (similar to 'bungalow') for sexual gratification and to prevent STDs.

husband: "oi, rib! fancy a shag?"

wife: "not at the moment love - It's that time of the month again."

husband: "no problem. Turn off the tele. It's time for dick & dom in da bungalow!"

by Ronny St Papps January 3, 2005

dominican

a person from the eastern side of the island of hispaniola, the dominican republic; a SOVEREIGN nation who doesn't receive handouts.

Dominican
Doiminicano/a
Capital: Santo Domingo

by tigueron January 13, 2008

Doing a Steph

The act of instantly killing a conversation due to the hideous timing and inappropriate delivery of awful jokes.

Example 1:
Watching paranormal activity in suspense

Steph: "nom nom"
*SILENCE*
Person A: "good one"
Person B: Stop doing a Steph!

Example 2:
When attending a buffet

Person B: "Its £15 per head"
Steph: "What happens if you take more than a head?"
*SILENCE*

Example 3:
Listening to Beyonces song 'Irreplaceable'

Everyone: "To the left, to the left..."
Steph: "What happens if you wanna go to the right?"
*SILENCE*

by nomnom4lyf April 12, 2010

Two Skeletons Doing the Charleston on a Hot Tin Roof

Loud outrageous noisy. Annoying loud sounds coming from two or more people.

"Geez, you boys were louder than Two Skeletons Doing the Charleston on a Hot Tin Roof."

by Chuq Dawg February 12, 2007

dominantsyndrome

where girls like dominant boys who take control

Sarah s. likes her boys to be dominant, so she has dominantsyndrome.

by jpsk8 January 21, 2009