flogging your dong

Beating your meat/wanking off
George Carlin

Ernie: What time is Fred?
Fred: Time for me to sleep and you to flog your dong!

by cuche February 13, 2005

Ding Dong

to ring a doorbell

"ding dong" i'll get it

by Simon Williamson (with an ugly girlfriend) August 9, 2003

Ding dong, yo

A declarative statement of affirmation, usually used when putting down sucker MC's and wack ass busters.

"That was some cold shit. Ding dong, yo."

by daboz February 2, 2004

ding dong

A word used to exlaim various forms of exasperation or frustration. It is a very versatile word.

1.What the ding dong?!
2. Flippin, ding dong...(insert noun)

by Mike023485029485 September 17, 2006

Ding-Dong Ditch

ding-dong ditch: a verb. This applies to when a woman has sexual relations with a man and then no longer desires any sort of further interaction with the person.

Woman I: Hey, what ever happened to that guy that you met at the bar?

Woman II: Oh, that dude? I ding-dong ditched him. I don't have time for that shit.

by Tomorrow Call July 28, 2010

dong

Its a slang name for a penis. NOT A DILDO!!!

he had a small dong

by asshat January 22, 2003

dong

When two balls within the ball sack collide to create an excruciating experiance.

Peter fell down from Judo; he donged while he fell down.

Peter donged in your face.

by Peter Oh May 13, 2005