Drunk Cyclist

Drunk Cyclists are the Raddest of all the cyclists. They belive in drinking really shitty beer and doing Whisky Yoga. You can spot them wearing DC Dagger Jerseys and flipping off dicks on Specialized Ebikes.

Hey Brah! Did you see that that Drunk Cyclist guy Shotgun a beer while riding his Mountain Bike!

by Air_Wolf January 17, 2018

Drunk Rules

An unspoken, unilateral agreement exonerating an individual or group of any consequence of any action performed while blind shit-faced drunk, or merely tipsy. Either way dude. Go nuts.

Judge: You stand accused of willful destruction of private property, public indecency, reckless endangerment, and assault for committing the act of defecating in, on, and around the gas tank of one Principal Gumblefudger, fully naked and covered in raspberry vinaigrette dressing and yelling "Fuck the British! Long live the Confederacy!", as the car was in motion and being driven by the principal's daughter, all the while in full view of the school's occupants as they assembled in the parking lot for the annual Casimir Pulaski day parade! Jesus Brother-Sucking Christ, do you have anything to say for yourself? How could you possibly plead to fully acknowledge the extent of your public malice?
Defendant: Sorry, I guess. Drunk rules.
Judge: Oh, my bad. Sorry dude, I didn't realize. Well shit. You wanna get a drink or something?
Defendant: Got any raspberry vinaigrette dressing?
Judge: Hells ya.
Defendant: Hells ya.

by oogaboogatrumpa69.5 May 3, 2018

Drunk Personality

A girl who is always laughing and always energetic and always smiling, you could mistake her for being drunk at times for the things she says or does but she’s more sober than anyone in the room.

Kim- Carly come dance with me.
Carly-No you come to me. *giggles*
Kim-You have such a drunk personality, lmao.

by Emilysander754337 June 29, 2018

drunk laundry

the act of completing something mildly productive while wasted

Mandy had way too much of things and ended up home early on Friday. Instead of wasting time online posting nonsense and feeling like her life was trash, she did some drunk laundry and Saturday morning seemed more promising

by von groovy March 8, 2019

drunk chuckle

A chuckle let out by someone visibly intoxicated in rapid succession, similar to how one may imagine a chipmunk may sound if tickled

“My guy, you’re crazy right now.”
“heheheheheheheh” (at double speed)
“My man just let out a drunk chuckle”

by squallman April 12, 2019

drunk auntie

that one auntie that drank to much at the cookout and start getting messy.

vonnie;girl who is that.
jasmine;girl thats my drunk auntie may.

by vvsthebaddest December 17, 2019

drunkals

A personal that frequents your local pub, who is always drunk

Bruce: Steve, we were trying to have a quiet frothy but they are so any drunkals here, let’s bounce.

by D.Mackk December 24, 2019