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Glock Dookie

A Glock Dookie is a slang term originating in prison culture, referring to a makeshift weapon where bodily fluids or feces are placed into a container (like a toothpaste tube or bottle) and used to squirt or throw at someone, often as an act of aggression or intimidation. It is named humorously after the Glock handgun for its "weapon-like" usage.
During the prison fight, one inmate caught everyone off guard by using a glock dookie to attack his opps
by fish.emoji_ January 17, 2025
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Glock dookie

a term for a bag usually filled with cum, shit, piss, period blood, or any bodily fluid. the user with a glock dookie will squeeze the bag so the concoction of "stuff" will shoot out
Ayden: ay you a bitch nigga
Lyric: fuck you, ima spray yo dumbass with a glock dookie
by bigpenismaster07 March 19, 2026
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Handcuff Dookie Challenge

A challenge where one handcuffs themselves to the bed and swallows the key, they then have to stay there until they dookie it out and unlock themselves
It took me 33 hours to complete the Handcuff Dookie Challenge
by ItAintObeeezy May 26, 2025
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Type Dookiestain

An expression similar to 'type shit' that originated in Allentown, Pennsylvania. It is used to express agreement or approval.
John: "I just made 5 bands"
Jim: "oh, type Dookiestain"
by John Obama II July 12, 2025
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Emergency Dookie

An Emergency Dookie is a poop you pretend to take when your boss is walking back into the office so you don’t get suspected of slacking off.
Oh no! The boss is back! I can’t get caught doing nothing- time for an Emergency Dookie!
by Pandaphile December 2, 2025
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Nukie Dookie

The act of taking a dookie so nasty and large, it nukes the entire restroom with an absolutely horrible stench. Originated from Vicenza Middle School
"He took a Nukie Dookie in the restroom!"
by electricdreamer101 December 21, 2025
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Dole Dookie

That hard painful first section of feces that starts a semi-constipated poop session. Dropping a Dole Dookie feels like you're pushing a baby pineapple out your anus.
Man, that Dole Dookie really tore up my butthole.
by NavyRhino January 18, 2026
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