Dark Humor

Something british people claim they have as an excuse when they make fun of children dying. Then accuse people of being oversensitive to their joke even though they responded like a child to something miniscule.

American person: it's funny how british people call fries chips!
British person: Oh yeah? At least my kids arent going to die in a school shooting!

American person: Hey that's going far isn't it?
British person: pft look at this oversensitive American! Cant you see we just have dark humor. We're angry for you that's why I'm joking about the death of kids!
American person: all I said was Chip was a funny word for fries.

by URDamnrightiam April 28, 2020

Dark Schneider

a dirty, used condom; usually resulting from hours of homo-sexual intercourse.

"Dude what the fuck, what did I tell you about leaving those fucking dark schneider's on my bed?!"

by Jerimiah_was_a_bullfrog November 12, 2003

Dark vader

When you want to roast a dark skinned star wars fan.

Black ass dude : Did you see the new star was movie?

Person : Shut yo ass up dark vader , ain’t nobody cares bout that shit!

by Ilikegirls123lesbo January 31, 2018

Daks

To pull ones pants down

John Walked behind Michel in the Pub and Daksed him

by dragnat March 22, 2009

dark angel

A heavenly creature that is not 100% caucassian, as most angels are said to be. Usually female. See jessica alba.

Honey is such a dark angel; I'd worship the ground she walks on.

by Rolie Platnin August 10, 2005

Darkside of the Revolver

Possibly the greatest album ever.

Holy crap! When I heard the riffs by Chris, I couldn't believe my ears. - Driggs, Minus Tirith

by Paul McCartney and David Gilmour October 10, 2004

darkshock

A strong, negative reaction one gets after unexpectedly eating a piece of bitter dark chocolate.

Once during Halloween I got such a bad darkshock I nearly puked.

by Doc Shock December 8, 2009