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A negative term used to describe someone in the act or acting like a douchebag. The act of being or acting like a douchebag twat dipshit bro
Dude... Do you see that flat rimmed hat wearing Bro shittastic fucktard with the emo pants. That is some serious douchebaggerey right there.
by MARK MACFARLANE July 31, 2007
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douschebaggery

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Of or relating to a dousche bag.
The Christian Scientists arguments were pure douschebaggery
by Adam C Henderson September 1, 2008
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Douche Bag

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Is a person that is a total moron and doesn't think before he/she speaks or acts.
What a stupid Douche Bag, he has no clue what he is talking about
by Pabstman June 18, 2005
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Douche Bag Cunt

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1)A Bitchy Vagina Cleaner
2)good word to use when your shitfaced
by Toadz August 27, 2006
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synchronized douchebags

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When there are two cars in front of you on a two-lane road going exactly the same speed, preventing you from passing. Can be expanded for three or more lanes, or even walking behind people on the sidewalk.
I would have been here earlier but these damn synchronized douchebags on the Parkway didn't let me pass for 20 miles!
by purplecowboy September 11, 2009
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Douche Bag

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A completely self-absorbed tool who is completely oblivious to just how much they really suck. There are several varieties of Douche Bags, all equally deserving of being sodomized with a jack hammer. Some potential identifiers include:

Shitty trucks lifted excessively, often covered in stickers of random "bro-brands," often blasting mainstream rap music

Wearing flip-flops everywhere, even when it's 20 degrees outside

Brightly colored polo shirts (bonus points with a popped collar) usually with some hippy necklace, or a cross even though they only use religion to socialize with pseudochristian bimbos.

Wearing wifebeaters in public, sunglasses at night, stupid baseball caps with the sticker still on it, and excessively using the word bro.

Also Included: Most business majors and people with tribal tattoos.
Everyone knew John was a douche bag as soon as he rolled up in his lifted truck blasting lil wayne, parked halfway on the curb, and got out with a case of keystone light.

If that douche bag quotes family guy one more time, I'm going to use a power sander to wipe that stupid grin of his face.
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Douchebaggery

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The act of bearing more than one Boise State University flag on ones vehicle
"Look Douchebaggery!"
"Where!?"
"Over there! The dude with all the flags on his car!"
by Vandalism November 25, 2009
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