Humpin' the crumpet

1. Light-hearted joking
2. Lube-less anal sex
Closest synonym: joshin'

Don't get offended, bro. I was just humpin' the crumpet.

I didn't mean to kill your mom - I was humpin' her crumpet and my dick stabbed all the way through.

by thescholar(i read dostoyevsky) December 16, 2018

Chumpzy

A chumpzy is when a fat man gets hot and irritaded then g ets his ears wet via pool, lake, ect. Then his earwax turns into a slimy liquid wich drips for the fat guys ears.

ewww look at that fuck man i am goin to be sick look at that Chumpzy it's dripping down his fucking chest!

by ziagoN` June 5, 2003

chumplet

a complete chump one who is a fool and should be told so

Man Joey is such a chumplet, he should leave and go home.

by Andrew October 9, 2004

clumpeled

Wrinkled clumps of items such as laundry. A combination of lump and wrinkled.

Can also be referred to an inebriated state of a person on the floor.

After weeks of throwing her laundry on the floor, they had become a clumpeled mess.

After 20 shots of tequila, Gidoen was a clumpeled mess on the floor.

by Alex's girl March 8, 2007

chump putty

a person chumpy enough to be too much like someone else. Also "a zip lock freezer bag of marinated chump putty"; which is a cluster fucking group comprised of someone willing to fake a likeness of some one else to get laid.

groupies, "Those chump putty's think they are going to get laid for frontin'"

by Brenna Urban April 23, 2007

Chumposaurus

(chump-o-sore-ass)

n. A chump (see chump) who finds it difficult to hide the fact that he’s gay.

“Hey man, do you know Hardip?”

“Unfortunately, yes, I do. Dude, that guy is such a Chumposaurus.”

by jomama angiedad October 21, 2007

Clumpdick

Someone who is acting like an asshole, or an idiot.

"John wouldn't give me a slice of pizza, he was bein a real clumpdick."

Also can be used as:
"John's clumpin it up."

by ccook228 October 16, 2008