crotchlock

1. adj. the state of getting no sex for a long period of time

JaMarcus ain't called me in forever! I hate when he puts me on crotchlock!

by Sophia April 20, 2005

crotch hound

A dog (or person) that always finds their nose in a person's crotch; a bad name for someone who is stupid. Also called skank hound.

"Dutch is such a crotch hound; he always has his nose in my crotch!"

by HsirT OecoM October 30, 2007

Crotch Cracker

A person who KNOWINGLY spreads Crabs by fucking everyone in creation and laughs about it.

Also: A person who cock-blocks or pussy-blocks a friend trying to score a piece of ass. This tends to be the drunk or clueless person of the group and their actions are theoretically kicking thier friend in the crotch.

Beth, that Crotch Cracker! She laughed when I told her I had Crabs!

She's a Crotch Cracker, don't hit that.

Also:

Doug is gonna be a Crotch Cracker again tonight and I will go home alone.

That fucking Crotch Cracker pisses me off!

by Julie the Queen December 7, 2007

crotch tube

From a delirious drunk pot head asking for water. The tube is actually the bottle that holds your drink, and in a car with no cup holders you will hold that tube in your crotch, hence the definition crotch tube

"were getting drunk using crotch tubes tonight bra"

"My crotch tube holds more rum than your crotch tube"

by Dangerousdavis August 11, 2008

Crotch Cam

A video/picture shot giving a view of someone's crotch. (Clothed)

"Haha, that video was definitely shot using a crotch cam."

by JANANDREA! March 28, 2009

Crotch damp

The point in which the crotch area of pants is still damp when taken out of the dryer.

I rushed to take my pants out of the dryer for the interview, unfortunately they were crotch damp.

by Arcanium December 20, 2008

crotch corn

When one is lacking a popcorn bucket they often hold it in their lap or crotch area, this is called crotch corn.

"The cinemark is all out of buckets, I guess I'm going to have crotch corn."

by Blue Jam November 16, 2009