coldwater cowboy

Full time boat cruise captain, part time lumberjack, sometime supervisor.

The "Coldwater Cowboy" is most noted for leaving a fiasco in his boat wake, a disaster in his wood chips and a few tears in the hoistway.

by SEABISCUIT797 July 10, 2024

Cowboy hug

When you bear hug another man and shape your two fingers and thumb like a gun to finger his arse

Don't make me give you a cowboy hug

by Shimoss March 30, 2023

Emo Cowboy

A boy who wears cowboy boots, a cowboy belt, and a cowboy hat but is also tired and sad and shows no emotion. Also known as mike or mike & Ike

AVA: "look at mike & Ike over there, he is SUCH an emo cowboy"
CHASTER: "for REALLL"

by UglyRAtAYEE February 17, 2022

Commonwealth cowboy

A "Commonwealth Cowboy" refers to men from smaller communities within Commonwealth nations (UK, Ireland, Canada, Australia, New Zealand) who embody a blend of rugged practicality and quiet confidence. They are typically sturdy and dependable individuals, known for their willingness to work hard and their genuine, straightforward communication style. Unlike those focused on image, they possess practical skills and a grounded nature, offering a sense of security and respect through their competence and kindness. This archetype represents a refreshing authenticity rooted in real-world abilities rather than superficial displays.

Woman: On our way to dinner, my date pulled over to change a strangers tire, just said, “can’t leave ‘em stranded”. I swear men from the prairies are built different.

Friend: sounds like he’s a commonwealth cowboy

by I H8 City Boys April 13, 2025

cowboy update

A) verb, to- to get one's news from doc-med sources such as Facebook, Twitter, etc...

B) noun- the actual news that one reads on soc-med

If you are a fan of a cowboy update definition b), and want to get a cowboy update definition a), please learn how to think critically.

by Sexydimma May 26, 2017

coulo cowboy

Rectum rider

Alejandro is a coulo cowboy

by sealion8 October 14, 2020

horny cowboy

A man with an abundance of joy in his pants. Men named Matt are often defined as such. Favorite positions are cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. Let the women ride until they're warm through before they hop off the saddle.

Did you see Matt the other day? Yeah he's a horny cowboy!! That girl would not get off his saddle.

by horneeslutt69 September 27, 2017