cancer

a really bad sickness, but for dutch people its also a swear word

this f#cking cancer game is so trash

by anonymous May 25, 2023

Stage 4 penis cancer

when u clapped as shit, and you're on your last straw might as well just get stage 4 penis cancer, it defines itself really

Retardecai : DUDE MY BARBER FUCKED UP MY HAIR YESTERDAY CUS OF MY PARENTS WISHES, I LOOK LIKE LLOYD CHRISTMAS FROM DUMB AND DUMBER

Nigby : Damn bro you def look like you're mentally ill

Retardecai : yeah, I got stage 4 penis cancer

by Wang leeeeehom October 29, 2025

Russian Cancer Vaccine

Oh! See? Did you round up some of those cancer resistant wolves? What about the jellyfish thing? That was it, wasn't it?

Hym "Oh! Russian cancer vaccine? See? I told you that once we get some of those cancer wolves going we would be in business."

by Hym Iam November 26, 2025

Rare Candy Cancer

When you force level your pokemon with so many rare candies that the pokemon develops cancer most commonly in the form of prostate, or ditto cancer

I fed my gible 95 rare candies and now he has Rare Candy Cancer

by Not any clue December 25, 2025

Cancer

Seeing something so cringe that your brain developes cancer.

"Ayo look at this video of a femboy."
"Oh god I just got cancer."

by FexInt March 6, 2023

Cancer

Worst Zodiac Sign Ever should buy people named jordy Chick Fil A

You have cancer

by BigChorizothe3rd March 24, 2023

ass cancer

what killed Farrah Fawcett

Dutch: what killed Farrah Fawcett?

Ivan: ass cancer

by IrishTwink June 14, 2024