butt bandit 

A closet homosexual male who had sex with females but will attempt to slip into her rectum pretending not to know he has done it.
An openly homosexual male who is always in search of an available butthole.
A pervert who loves the feel, taste and smell of a butthole.
A predator who rapes anally.
Ass fucker.

"Watch your asses boys, the butt bandit is back in town.

butt bandit by jsd9632 February 1, 2012

Butt Chilling 

Working up an erection, sticking it in a dudes ass and chilling, preferably while watching a movie. This act is not gay, as thrusting is strictly forbidden. Rule of thumb: Pumping=gay, Chilling=cool

Nothing beats driving down a bumpy road while butt chilling so you can sneak in a few no homo thrusts.

Butt Chilling by Risque Roy March 16, 2010

butt-lust 

An uncontrollable urge to take a bite out of a round, juicy, tight little mound.

"That girl fills me with raging butt-lust!"

butt-lust by real dethkon April 20, 2010

Butt Dent 

A small fraction of the buttock cleft (butt crack) so slightly exposed that it looks more like a dent then a full crack. Most commonly seen on females when sitting down in low rise jeans or shirtless males wearing saggy pants or board shorts.

Guy 1: Damn, Kelsey has the nicest ass! Today in chemistry you could totally see her butt crack when she sat down!

Guy 2: Yeah she does, but you could only really see her butt dent.

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Girl 1: Ew, I can see that old guys butt dent in front of us! His wife need's to buy him a belt.

Girl 2: Sick. Thank god its just the Dent and not the whole crack.

Butt Dent by Pardee25 September 13, 2010

Butt trumpet 

A loud flatulation. An uncontrollable/involuntary but audibly noticeable fart.

"That Mexican food sure gave me a case of butt trumpets."

Butt trumpet by Malcolm Nicoll April 17, 2006

Butt Bag 

A bag of butts, what did you expect it to be idiots?

From now on I will carry around my collection of butts in my butt bag.

Butt Bag by tfrat42 October 7, 2006

butt picker 

One who engages in rectal archaeology.

Wow, Rafael Nadal is a real butt picker - he just loves to pick his clamdigger shorts out of his ass!

butt picker by AlioAlio December 16, 2008