Total Bryant Move (TBM)

Total Bryant Move: an absolute jackass/douche bag move

Yo bro I just banged a girl that had a husband.
Dude congrats that is a Total Bryant Move (TBM)!!!

by cramer118901 October 30, 2018

Kobe Bryant day

August 24

We will have a giant party about Kobe Bryant Day and how he helped us all through tough times.

by Jazzy10181 January 27, 2020

National Kobe bryant day

a day to celebrate the loss of kobe bryant, huge inspiration, amazing father, and NBA star loved by many.

today is National Kobe bryant day, i’ll make a three pointer in honor of him.

by @babyxmartiii January 27, 2020

Mrs. Bryant's Geometry Class

Code word for an orgy.

Hey are you going to Mrs. Bryant's Geometry Class later ;)

by Reborn Abortion April 4, 2017

branch office

Where you can often find your boss or manager when s/he's supposed to be at work but isn't.

Likely to be some place like a Starbucks, or, if you're lucky, a local bar.

"Hey, where's Ted? I need to get this purchase order signed by 4:00!"

"His afternoon meeting got canceled, so he's probably at the branch office."

by seagurl May 14, 2009

branch line

comes from phrase used for a secondary rail route, which branches of the main route. most branch lines are now closed in the UK. to say some one has there own branchline means they're a loner, weird and a bit lost in the head, also can be used in almost any situation possible cause its just funny.

1)John-
''What do you think of Nicole''
Me- ''Awh shes not all ther in the head , she has her own branch line that one'

2)David- Have you seen the television remote?
Me- Havent seen it in weeks id say it has own branch line at this stage!

3) Thomas the tank engine- ''I have my own branch line ''

by mon bongo December 31, 2009

bran butts

poop with grains inside

The dog pooped bran butts.

by sandboxworld July 22, 2010