blank

noun

a blank text message with a pre-determined meaning, used as a quick, convenient way to tell someone something without texting actual words. Often acknowledged or answered with a return blank.

Often used as a phrase: "...shoot me/you/him/her a blank..."

Shoot me a blank when you get here.

I'll shoot you a blank if I like the movie.

Shoot me a blank if you want to go to the show tonight.

Shoot me a blank if you need a ride tomorrow.

by colinflower January 3, 2012

Blinking Couch

A sex move in which the active parties compete in a staring competition whilst having sex missionary style on a couch

Dude I just lost while doing the blinking couch with your mom

by SirLongSchlong January 17, 2011

Beaver Blinkers

noun: An imaginary device that a man apparently wears when he gets obsessed with a woman that he is having sex with; causing him to ignore other parts of his life, or the fact that the woman is not good for him.

The phrase uses beaver, a slang term for female genitals. and refers to horse blinkers (blinders) which are a device used to stop cart pulling horses becoming distracted.

adj: Beaver Blinkered

John: Have you heard from Tommy recently?
Don: Not much at all since Tracy came on the scene.
John: Ah, he'll have his Beaver Blinkers on, he can't see anything but pussy right now...

by Jonfan Beast February 2, 2013

Nice blinker, asshole

A common Boston saying when driving, since no one in the city uses a blinker. This rude, yet common, driving behavior transcends all ages and gender.

"Nice blinker, asshole!" said the Bostonian as the yellow Subaru cut him off.

by Grant Rampus August 2, 2016

betty boop blinkers

Betty Boop Blinkers are false eyelashes that are way too long.

Look at the Betty Boop Blinkers on that woman! They almost touch the top of her forehead!

by Keronica Kadwell July 6, 2018

binket

something random, a random object, random shit

Where u get that binket?

by Jonny M July 2, 2008

Blankenbaker

Very rare last name. Mostly from Germany. Many Blankenbaker's are funny and stand up for their family. Love to have a good time and know when enough is enough.

"Dude did you see that family! They look like Blankenbaker's."

by dubsteplover September 14, 2011