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broke dicker

The broke dicker is a legen wait for it....dary legendary sex move involving a male, petite female, and a door. The female takes the dick up the ass like a champ from the doggy style position, halfway in and out of a doorway, and primes the males penis for the climax. Right before ejaculation happens the female slams the door shut on the males dick and intensifies the males orgasm, while rendering his penis useless for the next few months. The male's dick is now broke but the experience is worth it, definitely takes a kinky pair to try this one.
Boy: Want to try the broke dicker?

Girl: You must have balls of steel if you want to try that!
by Stormthegreatest October 14, 2013
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Broke Dick

Someone who is worthless, broken in nature, and not worth a flying hoot. They leave stuff for everybody else. They often respond with "its not my job" and tend to think they are still better then everyone despite their broke dickness.
David was a Broke Dick, for he never did anything and nobody liked him. DavI'd must spend his miserable existence being a broke dick that everybody hates.
by Everyonesucks1210 December 5, 2016
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Boke

Another slang term for smoking marijuana, like blaze, piff, etc.
You guys wanna boke then get pizza?
I just picked up, let's go boke.
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Bloke

Noun -

British slang for a man that is typically stereotyped as being average or normal. Bloke is also sometimes used to describe a man who is normally seen outside in crowded areas. A synonym for this could be "Average Joe".
Person 1 - "Some guy picked up the pen I had dropped today."
Person 2 - "Sounds like a nice bloke."
by UncleDuckFace April 22, 2018
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bloke

A man. Subjectively superior to the word 'lad'
by y0slaap July 20, 2018
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BJoe

BJoe is everything you can and can’t see.
He is the one who made you and everything else. He is not the human, he is the neon jacket. The human is just an extension of the jacket. The jacket wears him, not the other way around. BJoe made you and you must worship him for good luck, if you’re lucky BJoe will introduce you to chad. Chad is BJoe’s son. He makes you feel amazing. Just don’t get caught using him in the school bathroom.
Oh shit bro BJoe just straight yeeted like thanos but better
by ashton738272 February 27, 2019
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Bloke

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