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BJoe

BJoe is everything you can and can’t see.
He is the one who made you and everything else. He is not the human, he is the neon jacket. The human is just an extension of the jacket. The jacket wears him, not the other way around. BJoe made you and you must worship him for good luck, if you’re lucky BJoe will introduce you to chad. Chad is BJoe’s son. He makes you feel amazing. Just don’t get caught using him in the school bathroom.
Oh shit bro BJoe just straight yeeted like thanos but better
by ashton738272 February 27, 2019
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sloppy bjoe

sloppy bjoe. what it is a a semi-contraction of a the words sloppy joe (the food) and sloppy bj(a sloppy blow job) when you write out sloppy bjoe you cover up the "oe" so it says sloppy bj and its funny, but if someone who does not have the same sense of humor walks by, you cover the "b" so it looks like your talking about sloppy joe!!!
Phil: (holds up sign "Sloppy Bjoe and covers oe")
Chris: LOLZ!!!!!! your hilarious Phil!!! OH NO!!! HERE COMES THAT BITCH YOLANDA!!! SHE WOULD NOT FIND THIS PARTICULAR SUBJECT VERY AMUSING!!!
Phil: Dont worry (covers up "b")
Yolanda: thank goodness that dosnt say sloppy BJ or i might have become disgruntled
Chris: nice save Phil, that whore could have ruined all the fun
*HIGH FIVE!!!*
by Awsome_ass_Phil February 11, 2008
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Usually a funny guy who makes you laugh and close your eyes & *snap* you're getting whipped by a 8 inch cock.

Damn, look at this Björn!
Damn he looks like a Bjoern!
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Bjoern90

A toxic person and a waste of oxygen. Degenerate idiot with authority complexes.
Man, Bjoern90 was such an idiot. I'm glad we banned him finally.
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A disorder someone might have when they blame everything and everyone but themselves for a problem
That's mikey, ever since he got dumped, hes been really bad with bjoern disorder.
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"God i hate bjoern90."
"i know right? im so glad we got him banned."
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