beaters remorse

That instant shame you feel after beating your meat to some fucked up porn.

Also, the shame you feel when you beat off instead of going out and meeting girls

"Man I just beat it to two girls one cup. Instant beaters remorse."

"I live a life plagued with beaters remorse."

by facebook_user January 2, 2017

Beaters

Your hands that you use to beat your meat.

Don't touch me with your beaters!

by Jokes4losers January 30, 2017

Beater

A beta tester cheater, reference to Sword Art Online.

Players to Kirito: You're a beta cheater! No, you're a beater!

by ThatzMatt February 19, 2017

Bester

When you or a subject is better than best.

You are bester than me

by AyAyRon222 July 19, 2017

boasterism

When you ain't even cocky, you just full of boasterism...

It's not even cocky, it's boasterism.

by Slicklady August 9, 2017

beastrelli

A beastrelli is a man who takes the juice loves dipping, fishing, and drinking lots of beer, also ripping the lips of bass and fucking fat chicks

That American man is definetly a beastrelli

by Beastersmeasterelli October 10, 2017

Beateria

When you beat your dick so hard you shit yourself!

Every time she gives me a rusty trombone I get explosive beateria!

by Forshits&gigs November 20, 2017