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Hose Beast

A name for an individual who has an outrages amount of bodily hair, and produces smells from navel regions that can only be likened to that of a beast.
Person A: What is that over there in the bushes? Is it a bear or Bigfoot?
Person B: No it's our brother, Hose Beast, doing some gardening
by Nocturnal Mammal - Man June 2, 2013
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beast metal

Genre of music including bands such as Iron Maiden who refer constantly to mythical creatures, "beasts", satanism and/or fighting the devil and mythology in there music. Also known as fantasy metal. music to roll your eyes to/over.
Was this all for real or some kind of hell
666 the number of the beast
Hell and fire was spawned to be released

Number of the Beast, Iron Maiden

beast metal
by dan-the-man December 6, 2006
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Sexy Man Beast

A Man that is sexy (to both man and woman) regardless of situation or age
Al Pacino Is a Sexy Man Beast, I would Thrash that.
by ДRCHIMEDE§ March 29, 2010
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beast titan

conor doyles alter ego.

is also a sex position where a hairy man throws baseballs at you while you tell your wife to "give up on her dreams and die"
Him "im the beast titan!!"
Me: " i didn't know you were into that"
by hotcoffeepot March 23, 2021
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SIZE BEAST

A phrase used to describe awesome things.

The most awesome/amazing/incredible thing you've ever experienced, put to the power of infinity, multiplied by itself since the beginning of time, until forever.

Used as an adjective in order to describe certain things.

Can also be used by itself.
That was one Size Beast party.

I just had a Size Beast meal.

SIZE BEAST!!!

That was Size Beast.
by E.N.D.M.E. September 19, 2011
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Beast Warrior

A large, manly woman. A beast warrior is not only overweight, but extremely tall...like a man. A beast warrior can kick your ass without even trying. They do not wear makeup or show any signs of femininity.
Rosie O'Donnell scares the crap out of me. What a beast warrior!
by flosie August 3, 2009
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the beast with one back

To relieve oneself of carnal desire while experiencing personnel shortages..
To knock one out.
To unwind the clockweights.
The unloading of crew from the submarine.
To furiously masturbate.
"What a darned inopportune time to ring me,I was getting seriously aroused at the sight of J-Lo in this flashdance knockoff music video,and was about to make the beast with one back.....Now fuck off while i av a wank.
by Rich.C June 22, 2006
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