Big Bacon Class

Derived from the video in which David Hasselhoff eats Wendy's (possibly a Big Bacon Classic) on the floor, drunk. Used to describe an incredibly trashy, yet commendable act; classless.

"Did you see that Hoff video on youtube?"

"Totes. That, my friend, is big bacon class."

by nateyroth September 17, 2007

pussy bacon

when a fat, old, ex pregnant or just plain ugly chikka is getting Labiaplasty usually something like the The Barbie a to remove her saggy labia the plastic surgeon uses a surgical laser to cut off her meat flap wings in the process cooking the removed labia turning it into tasty pussy bacon

" another beverly hills designer vagina! now what to do with all this pussy bacon"

by bobofdoom March 30, 2015

Face Bacon

Slapping the shit out of someone until their face is red and sizzling like freshly cooked bacon.

My skank hooker wife kept mouthing off, so I turned around and gave her some face bacon to shut her up.

by FaceBacon July 6, 2009

vertical bacon

aka a womans private area, also known as gash...

bro, tell your mum to wear pants in future, goddamit i could see her vertical bacon

by G-Pac July 1, 2005

I smell bacon

here come the police (bacon is a synonym for pigs)

As he drove pass the white car the His friend called out " I smell bacon " as he looked at the windows.

by Light Joker October 15, 2006

Tofu Bacon

XFD THIS WORD SUCKS SHIT

Tofu bacon: some dumb fat ugly annoying girl in my school is trying to make this legit or something. she posted a facebook note asking to up it, but fuck that

by XFD TOFU BACON SUCKS SHIT October 18, 2008

Emily Bacon

A short, feisty girl. She's beautiful, but she just doesn't know it. She's smart, she won't show it. She's loved, but she feels lonely. She has great friends, but she won't say so. She feels love-deprived, but everyone loves her. She's afraid, afraid of her past. She falls in love too much. She has a broken heart, but she can't show it. She is the best friend you could ever ask for, but she won't agree.

Emily Bacon is very aggressive, but scared; she's feared, but fears death; she's small, but she acts big. Emily Bacon is a different kind of Emily, not like the other Emily's on Urban Dictionary. She stands up for what she believes in, but that never seems to be enough. She's one of those girls you can't help but fall for. Guys are afraid to ask her out because they think she's scary, but this only hurts Emily Bacon more. If you know an Emily Bacon, be kind, generous, loving, thoughtful. Don't hurt Emily Bacon, she's already been through enough pain.

Jake: Wow. I truly hate Emily Bacon, she's so mean and scary!
Averie: You know, saying bad things about her isn't going to change her. Why can't you just be nice, she's been through enough!
Jake: Ohh... I never thought of it that way. Now I feel bad, you know I have wanted to be with Emily Bacon forever?! I love her so much...
Averie: then go ask her out you big dummy!!
Jake: But I'm still equally scared of her!!

by I hate my life... December 4, 2011