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Alexander Salanyk

Alexander S. is the best thing on earth passing everything- even yourself! He is the most athletic, dirty-minded person you know but you love him.

Alex is a celebrity but barely anyone knows him.
you: whos alexander salanyk?

anyone: the best person in the multiverse.

you: you like him?

everyone: we all do.
by rrrrrrrrrpergson November 20, 2022
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alexander

alexander is definitely worth the time and he is no doubt the most popular guy you’ll ever know, but even though he has many distractions waving in his face, if you stay loyal to him you’ll get more than that in return. His personality is just amazing. Because his humour may be a bit dirty and he’s very loud doesn’t hit off any points because he is beautiful, inside and out, and always will be because he is a very expressive and enthusiastic person.

His eyes shine in ocean blue, mesmerising the depths of the earth whenever he opens them.

His hair stands tall in spike when he messes with it, but when he has good hair days (always) you can’t take your eyes off of his glowing brown hair.
He is the most amazing person ever and is so athletic, definitely loves football, and is always looking out for you.
do you know alexander?

of course i do.

well i have a crush on him!

everybody does! don’t you know that?

oh! but who does he like?

not u ur a pick me-
by rrrrrrrrrpergson November 21, 2022
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Alexander

Dude can be a little weird…you’d expect him to be quiet and shy but once you get to know him, you realize that he’s a good listener. He might leave you from time to time, but he’ll come back with something new that happened to him, or he’ll be interested in what’s being going on with you. He might seem serious and bossy sometimes but in the end he’s a great friend. I’m glad he’s my friend 😊
Some person: Who’s that bossy dude? 🙄
Other person: Oh that’s Alexander, but dw he’s a good guy.
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ALEXANDERR

Alexanderr is a horrible person to have in your life.

They will not hesitate to ruin your life, as they would, if they could.
And I BET your parents accidentally made a typo.

Alexanderr is a bitch. And you should hate them.
Girl 1: Omg! Who is the new guy?
Girl 2: His name is Alexanderr, ew.
Girl 1: Ew what a loser. *spits*
by NOELLEANDBELLAA October 23, 2022
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Alexander

People who just wanna be loved and cared for instead of being called a gay bitch because of their name.
My name is Alex, which is short for Alexander
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Alexander

Person 1: don’t you think Jesse Jew is hot

Person 2: oh so you’re an Alexander
by Jesse JEW FOREVER <3333 October 24, 2022
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Alexander

Alexander is an awesome guy that is really funny he is so cool and bright, he is so funny that he will make you cry with happy tears. he is a handsome young man and a bit short but good. he usually has brown hair with grey+blue+green eyes. he loves video games and is very good at solving rubiks cubes. overall a guy named alexander is a amaxing person.
girl 1- have you seen Alexander?
girl 2- yeah he is really amazing.
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