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Worst Thing I've Seen All Day

You implore this phrase in multiple applications. For example when something great has happened to you or someone else. Also used if someone does something stupid and you unfortunately had to witness it or hear about it.
Max: Yo I just found out my boy smashed Isabella, worst thing i've seen all day
Pete: Honestly, mans finally got a body
by FloridaManNoBap May 21, 2020
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My bf said “let’s go on the spinny thing with the baskets” so I looked at him disappointedly and asked “the Ferris wheel?”
by Shoodoodoo July 30, 2019
mugGet the The spinny thing with the basketsmug.

Things I think while I shit

Shit shart. Shitilly shart. Shit shoot shitilly shart. Shartilly shit shoot. Shootilly shit shat... Shart... I wish I could optimize my shit texture... I'd have to be some kind of weird dork to live like that though... "Hey, Hym. Why do you only eat gummy bears?" "Oh, yeah. Because it keeps my shit both dry and moist enough to minimize the amount of wiping I have to do" They'd think I was insane... Until they tried it... Then they would realize I'm the greatest mind the world has ever seen....
Hym "I don't actually only eat gummy bears but there is an optimal texture and if I could only find it... I would never have to wipe again! But these are the things I think while I shit."
by Hym Iam May 5, 2024
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Er'y thing

What do you like on your grits?
Er'y thing
by Kihoo September 10, 2018
mugGet the Er'y thingmug.
This is a useful phrase for any situation. Memes depict actors or people drinking coffee, so it is applicable. One of the best is the bridge of the Starship Enterprise where Captain Kirk, Sulu, and the navigator are drinking coffee on their shift.
First we drink the coffee then we do the things. coffee
by MyComputerMan July 16, 2017
mugGet the First we drink the coffee then we do the thingsmug.

things in the world that aren't up

When something happens that is not cool in any kind of way
Person 1: shit I hooked up with this haggard chick last night

Person 2: things in the world that aren't up, this conversation.
by ONEYERYE May 26, 2014
mugGet the things in the world that aren't upmug.

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