Von Bay

The cutest most lovable guy you will ever meet, He is amazing at Art and will be the most loyal man in your life. He is a bit shy but overall amazing

Girl, that guy is such a Von Bay

by theaseacrown July 29, 2024

Mahone Bay, Nova Scotia

A tiny coastal village on the south shore of Nova Scotia that is famous for its three churches that are separated by short stretch of lawn and some cracked pavement : Anglican, United and Lutheran. Summer Tourists swarm like locusts to take pictures of these churches and of sailing vessels and small yachts. Locals that make up the top three percent who can afford boats are rather a snobbish and wealthy lot. The locals like to sail, shop for expensive shoes at the trading company, feast on fair trade coffee and lobster sandwiches, and drive Daddy’s BMW. Most of the folk that work for this lot make minimum wage and work at Tim Horton’s or the Save Easy. They carefully save their pay so they, too, can buy a rambling mansion overlooking the cove or preferably, one built on an island.

Mahone Bay, Nova Scotia, is a great place to drive your beamer while sipping Perrier and pretend your shit doesn't stink. Make sure you tip the working locals who work hard to maintain the illusion of wealth and prosperity.

by Shanedeboer July 26, 2011

Hervey Bay

aka Hervey Hole. It is honestly surprising that someplace so utterly dogshit can exist so close to the beautiful city of Maryborough and the stunning K'gari (Fraser) Island. Imagine that one shitty housing development down the road where the developer has obviously just prioritized sticking as many shitty houses as possible into the smallest space, without adding so much as a footpath. That's all Hervey Bay is. The beach is shit to, all fuckin silty and the island blocks the surf so its basically a glorified lake. We should declare a war with China and try and get them to bomb the fucker into the ground.

You went to Hervey Bay? Don't worry mate, we are all here for you, your going to be okay.

You know after visiting Hervey Bay every Australian is entitled to 20 free physiological sessions from medicare?

by Alcohol Enthusist June 3, 2024

bay bay

The "Austin Powers" way of saying "baby". In other words: "baby" with added swag.

Yeeah bay bay! Lets shag!

by Brodo_Swaggins October 22, 2016

Bay Blade

When your one person wraps their legs behind their head and interlocks their arms to their legs, person number 2 comes from behind and starts to have sex but as they go to pull out you scream “BAYBLADE GO” and pull out sending the other person spinning

My husband and I tried the bay blade last night and I killed the cat

by Chrispeacock May 20, 2021

Steve's Old Bay

When you need a little encouragement to eat out a girl on her period to earn your wings. You just toss some old Bay seasoning on it and chow down cause you ain't a quitter, and you love Old Bay

She was on her period and I couldn't eat her out until I pulled a Steve's Old Bay.

by dayoldhotdog June 14, 2023

To Open the Bay Doors

To spread one’s butt cheeks during defecation as too minimize the clean-up that will be required.

“Forgot to open the bay doors today and was wiping for hours, so annoying!”

by Ka-Chowder May 11, 2022