squirreling

The act of avoiding someone by keeping a large object between you and the person. When they try to come around one side of it, you move the opposite way, making it impossible for them to get to you until they fake you out and catch you. Used both in real life and in video games.

On COPS, the police were trying to catch a naked black man at 2:00 AM, but when they attempted to apprehend him, he went behind a tree, and started squirreling them hardcore. This went on for 5 minutes and tied up three cops, until someone just whacked him in the shins.

In Fallout 4, 8 Mirelurks started coming at me, and all I had was a pipe pistol. There was a car right there, so I began squirreling them and shooting. Ten minutes later, 8 dead Mirelurks.
Also works great on Deathclaws, as their fat tails can't get through many small spaces.

by Ervty August 4, 2017

Squirrel

When you pack your nuts in a chicks mouth and she looks at you with a confused look.

I had this chick squirrel my nuts in her mouth like she was saving them for the winter.

by Squirrel Master 28 August 5, 2017

Squirrel

A slang term for a Canadian woman's privates that are not shaved.

Due to misappropriation, the Canadian beaver has requested that the term Beaver only be used as the slang for a shaved woman's privates!

Karen's squirrel was a little prickly since she last shaved her beaver!

by Smokescreen2009 August 7, 2017

squirrelling your twert

Violent female masturbateson with woodland creatures

My vagina really hurts after squirrelling your twert all weekend

by Notability nothing August 8, 2017

squirrel heart

When you grab from the base of your sack in your hand, and squeeze your nuts to the other side of your hand

Him: Im gonna send her a squirrel heart
Friend: Yeah bro!!
Her: What the actual fuck is this.

by Rape It Randall August 14, 2017

mouldy squirrel

A red squirrel that lives in a lady's foof and is therefore mouldy from the moistness

Are you going to wash your mouldy squirrel

by Scabby crow iv August 18, 2017

squirrel

An animal that lives in the trees in the forest

Guy1: did you murder and stuff that red squirrel
Guy2: Yeah i got three of them actually
Guy1: wow nice job lets throw them in the trash can!
Guy2: good idea!
Guy3: hey you cant do that! you just killed three squirrels and now youre throwning them in the trash!?
Guy2 and Guy1: fuck you stupid vegan

by Honningbien bo February 25, 2019