chilly willy

either dipping your penis in a cold glass of water or putting it in a snow bank, then sticking it in someone's ear

"My roomate wouldn't stop snoring, so i gave him a chilly willy"

by Travis Gerving April 3, 2008

Willy's Anus

Jim Thorpe was the forst man to plot out a map of Willy's Anus but Poo Poo Jimica was the first man the venture into the unknown region. This massive canyon was created by the Mississippi River. After it was mapped out the Knomes moved in by the thousands and then the millions. They now live scattered across the countryside.

"Hey Honey look what a great deal I found on Expieda. It is a 2 star hotel in Willy's Anus."

by Willy McPhilly May 17, 2006

willy wonka

while having an intercourse there is a shortage of condoms,you use a choclate bar wrapper for protection of the penis and the the victim (slut,girl friend,nurse,mum,friends mum etc) having a baby.

" bob did it willy wonka styles last night."

by homestar November 17, 2004

Willy Wonka

Covering yours/partners dick in Willy Wonka melted chocolate. Can make a chocolate fountain if you cum at the right time. Nice mix of spunk n choc
Spunklate

Lick my Spunklate Willy Wonka Surprise

by JC-BABY June 11, 2006

Willy Wonka

It's when you bang a chick real hard, blow your load, then after you pull out she blows a bubble of jiz.

Damn yo, I just gave your mom a willy wonka

by Sanchez December 8, 2004

Free Willy

slang term for a paedophile

fuck off you free willy, and stop having sex with kids!

by clarkycat September 9, 2009

willy monster

Were a gay person sucks a mans dick very hard.

hah u suck you are a willy monster.

by scarface781 September 30, 2006