Whale Wars

A game that can be played at any house party or drinking event. You pick a group of friends and let them know you are playing whale wars before you go to the party. Whoever hooks up with the fattest person or persons at the party wins the game.

Brian: Guys we are all playing whale wars at the party whoever wins gets 5$ from each of us
Johny: ok deal
Bobby: I call Karen

by Ella Hope October 23, 2013

Whale Singing

When two people are farting back and forth, where it almost sounds like two humpback whale’s singing to each other

Hey Bro, Jason and I went to a chili cook off yesterday and we were Whale Singing all the way back home.

by indysolo August 15, 2014

Caoimhe Daughter of blue whales

Caoimhe Daughter Of Blue Whales, or Caoimhe for short, is an old Irish name meaning ‘land whale’. Caoimhe’s are usually morbidly obese and unintelligent.

My daughter, Caoimhe Daughter of blue whales , is very fat

by The Mad Lad69 March 17, 2019

Alaskan whaler

alright kids this is an interesting one. first you beat you meat until you feel like you might hit climax get your hand ready because you might want to keep your semen warm. When you blow it quickly wipe your two fingers across your dick head getting a fair amount of semen on your two fingers and then you wipe it across your upper lip like a mustache or a sanchez

Price gave himself an Alaskan Whaler when he was bored

by raphael sanchez April 26, 2005

(as) fat as a beached whale

very fat, exceedingly obese

My older half-sister in law was as fat as a beached whale.

by Light Joker December 6, 2004

whalen

someone who only does something if they will benefit from it. Someone who is so two-faced that you might even call them Tommy Lee Jones.

Frank: Did you hear about about that whalen guy?
Jerry: No. What did he do?
Frank: He lied to my face about something, tried to sleep with my ex-girlfriend, then acted like his fake self in order to benefit from a situation.
Jerry: Damn. I can't think of a better way to describe him than calling him a whalen.

by ron harper June 14, 2008

Screaming Whale

When you walk up to a random person an Main Street and flick them in the ball sack and scream "WHALE!" and then sprint away.

Girl: Dayumm he was hot!
Girls Friend: Go do the "Screaming Whale!"
Girl: Ahh, yeah! Perfect idea!
*Girl walks up to attractive male flicks him in the ball sack*
Girl: WHALE!
*Sprints away*

by Hugh Heftner August 25, 2009