When one hauks 4 loogies and pees on annother's face, then takes a dump in the other's mouth, then spins on his face 6 times, then the other pulls on the first's balls untill the first bleeds from his balls, then the other eats one of the first's balls and the first declares war on a third world country, then the other picks off all of the first's pubic hair with his teeth, then both dance and listen to J Geils Band's Centerfold.
Man, Todd gave me a wet crayfish last night and now I'm at war with Liberia. How much does that suck? Also I'm short one ball.
by drewseph January 29, 2005
Get the Wet Crayfishmug. by SquirtingGranny August 12, 2017
Get the desk wettingmug. A fart which on it's passage out of the anus carries along anal juices and/ or sweat, leaving a small stain in the persons undergarments. For some it ticcles there cheeks.
People with large anuses do these type of farts alot.
People with large anuses do these type of farts alot.
by AlffredoisfatA November 8, 2008
Get the wet fartmug. The act of getting head in the shower. Derives from "Tailored- getting your penis sucked while standing" Here, instead of getting "tailored" you receive a "wet suit".
Hater #1: "Did you hear? Jenny gave Dan a wet-suit yesterday!"
Hater #2: "Damn heard they got down"
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Jenny: "Yeah I gave him a wet suit yesterday"
Sarah: "He's never gonna leave you!"
Hater #2: "Damn heard they got down"
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Jenny: "Yeah I gave him a wet suit yesterday"
Sarah: "He's never gonna leave you!"
by shawtbusshawty October 25, 2010
Get the Wet Suitmug. The act or process of giving someone a wet umbrella:
noun: While having sex and the man being underneath the woman in a reverse cowgirl position, the girl will raise up off of the man’s penis just to the tip as so her pussy may make the shape of an umbrella and where the man’s penis will be the handle. After making the umbrella the woman proceeds to pee thus creating the wet umbrella effect.
This is not to ever be confused with a golden shower.
Visiting Washington DC you may be able to capture a wet umbrella bag, the only true protection against a wet umbrella!
noun: While having sex and the man being underneath the woman in a reverse cowgirl position, the girl will raise up off of the man’s penis just to the tip as so her pussy may make the shape of an umbrella and where the man’s penis will be the handle. After making the umbrella the woman proceeds to pee thus creating the wet umbrella effect.
This is not to ever be confused with a golden shower.
Visiting Washington DC you may be able to capture a wet umbrella bag, the only true protection against a wet umbrella!
Man Stephanie just gave Louis the best wet umbrella ever.
Amelia and John were having great sex until Amelia gave him a wet umbrella!
Girl can you ride up to the tip of my dick and give me a wet umbrella?
Amelia and John were having great sex until Amelia gave him a wet umbrella!
Girl can you ride up to the tip of my dick and give me a wet umbrella?
by Milissa H (TL) August 16, 2008
Get the Wet Umbrellamug. one of the best drinks i've ever had :D
1 oz Chambord® raspberry liqueur
2 oz Irish cream
6 oz milk
Pour the chambord, irish cream, and milk or cream into a shaker with ice. Shake, strain and pour into a champagne saucer.
Serve in:
Champagne Saucer
INSTRUCTIONS
Combine in shaker...pour over cracked ice( s'posed to taste like a ............. or a jolly rancher candy whatever you prefer!)ENJOY!!!!
INGREDIENTS
1 part Absolut Vodka®
1 part Watermelon schnapps
1 part Cranberry juice
1 part Pineapple juice
1 Cherry
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Gin 1/2 shot
Rum, coconut 1 shot
Schnapps, peach 1 shot
Vodka 1 shot
Cranberry Juice 3 oz.
Pineapple Juice 3 oz.
Glass to UseCocktail glass
Mixing Instructions
Mix the liqours together and then add the juices to taste. Add more juices to remove the flavor of the alcohol.
1 oz Chambord® raspberry liqueur
2 oz Irish cream
6 oz milk
Pour the chambord, irish cream, and milk or cream into a shaker with ice. Shake, strain and pour into a champagne saucer.
Serve in:
Champagne Saucer
INSTRUCTIONS
Combine in shaker...pour over cracked ice( s'posed to taste like a ............. or a jolly rancher candy whatever you prefer!)ENJOY!!!!
INGREDIENTS
1 part Absolut Vodka®
1 part Watermelon schnapps
1 part Cranberry juice
1 part Pineapple juice
1 Cherry
________________________________________…
Gin 1/2 shot
Rum, coconut 1 shot
Schnapps, peach 1 shot
Vodka 1 shot
Cranberry Juice 3 oz.
Pineapple Juice 3 oz.
Glass to UseCocktail glass
Mixing Instructions
Mix the liqours together and then add the juices to taste. Add more juices to remove the flavor of the alcohol.
by CherryBomb305 October 4, 2009
Get the wet pussymug. when you're sleeping with a chick and you wake up early and jack off on her back. The next morning you tell her you had a wet dream.
by TUhippy April 27, 2006
Get the wet nightmaremug.