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The act of getting head in the shower. Derives from "Tailored- getting your penis sucked while standing" Here, instead of getting "tailored" you receive a "wet suit".
Hater #1: "Did you hear? Jenny gave Dan a wet-suit yesterday!"
Hater #2: "Damn heard they got down"
Jenny: "Yeah I gave him a wet suit yesterday"
Sarah: "He's never gonna leave you!"
by shawtbusshawty October 22, 2010
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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a wetsuit is slang for a condom. If you have ate a pussy/vagina before u know that it is wet, wet of course if u didn't eat one by force.
a pussy so wet, i need a wetsuit
by Hslinger August 01, 2011
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When a girl's pussy is both wet and tight. used for all ages of women.
frank: how was your night with melissa?
tom: man, it was awesome! she gave me the wet suit. i didn't need lube or anything!
frank: an old hag like her? damn!
tom: nothing like a good wet suit!
by meow meow kitty kitty November 05, 2009
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To stick your hands all the way through an opening of an object, and to invert said object in the process of removing your hands.
Jimmy wouldn't shut up, so I stuck my hands all the way down his throat, unhitched his colon and wetsuited him.
by Zack Banana October 30, 2007
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The consensual sexual act of hollowing out your lover and wearing the skin as a wet-suit.

All attempts at wet-suitting have ended in 100% death rate for both participates
Oh I am sooo going to wet-suit you tonight.
by The faggot king January 19, 2015
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