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well-regulated-militia

Transitive verb infinitive: to shoot someone out of selfish anger resulting from perceived racial or political oppression combined with an over-availability of firearms. Shooter is often far-right politically and usually has an undersized penis. Lifted-pickup-truck ownership and MAGA hats/stickers are often correlated.

Past tense: "That redneck well-regulated-militia'd the shit of those Mexicans."
The old man had had enough and decided he would well-regulated-militia those pesky black kids who threw snowballs at his car.
by Mattmandingo January 7, 2020
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Wellesley

Yes Wellesley is a rich town full of whites but though this pretty true not everyone has bmw/benz alot of people have american cars and asian cars, not all of them have leather seats ex: i have toyota seiana that is the least expensive and same with my honda crv. Also everyone who wears abracrombie is a girl or a loser in wellesley. but i didn't see anything mentioned about shoes i myself have 2 asics(expensive running shoes), vans, globes, connverse, leather shoes, crocs, and sandles... yes i know thats a lot shoes. Some people look at my env2 and are like your phone sucks, those are usually people who have a better phone or a bad one... why because there jealous. Oh and did i mention that almost everyone in the town has a north face yup, and if u loose it next day new, loose your phone next day even better phone. Yes wellesley were awesome lol not really.
everyones rich in wellesley
by gillooly October 29, 2009
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very good looking individual. handsome, sexy. often punished with acne or greasyness, slow growth of the body(short for longer than others.)
man that guy is a real wellenreiter!
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wellenstrummelzentrierung

German slang for a diabetes-riddled homeless man with homoerotic tendencies.
If I walk home that way, I'm gonna get accosted by the Wellenstrummelzentrierung.
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Wellesley

A college / town that's stuck in the 1950s where women used to go to find husbands, but now go to become strong independent women no one wants to date.

The women who go there will mostly argue with you - for proof check all the other definitions that try to make Wellesley sound like a nice quaint place instead of the land that time forgot.
Brad: "I matched with some girl from Wellesley, should I go out with her"?
Chad: "Lmao no... she's 30 years old trying to find a husband on a dating app. Go date that waitress with a nice ass."
by whiskeyfoxtrot January 10, 2021
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well thanks mama

Mother: I just pooped on your pillow

Son: well thanks mama
by anonymous April 26, 2022
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very well sculpted breasts

a phrase used to describe a women's breasts when they are not too small or big but, round, smooth and and have appropriately sized nipples
by mamosdaplayer October 6, 2009
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