The process of returning home from Iraq, realizing you haven't seen a woman in 18 months, turning on the TV, realizing that the Rosie O'Donnell show is the only show on, and getting the lotion out due to desperation.
by Sarn't February 11, 2007
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The word "Wiki" translates into "Quick" and we all know what a "Wank" is...don't we? So basically a Wiki Wank is a quick, sometimes messy, game of "Me-Myself-&-I"!
The word "Wiki" translates into "Quick" and we all know what a "Wank" is...don't we? So basically a Wiki Wank is a quick, sometimes messy, game of "Me-Myself-&-I"!
My boyfriend has gone to the club with the lads to watch some football so I need a good wiki wank!
Better go to wikiwank.com!
Better go to wikiwank.com!
by TruthAboveAllPleasures February 26, 2009
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A scale describing the intensity that one masturbates. The wank factor has a total of 9 levels (1=lowest, 9=highest). Wank factors 1-3 are generally slow placed, while wank factors 4-6 are the average rates that people usually masturbate. Wank factors 7-9 are angry, violent, and furious whackings, which may result in some minor damage to your genitalia. The term can also be used to describe the speed that guitar players and drummers perform, since both instruments require much wrist movement.
1. By the time I reached Wank Factor 7, I had to switch hands.
2. Muhammed Suiçmez from Necrophagist is so insane, his wrist is permanately set to wank factor 9!
3. I needed to pass the time, so i just stayed at wank factor 2 till i fell asleep.
2. Muhammed Suiçmez from Necrophagist is so insane, his wrist is permanately set to wank factor 9!
3. I needed to pass the time, so i just stayed at wank factor 2 till i fell asleep.
by -Trollkriger- May 28, 2009
Get the Wank Factor mug.A high speed, pointless guitar solo. Often utilized by 80s-era hair bands. Serves no real purpose musically, except to demonstrate the technical prowess of the guitar player.
Bass player: "So, are you going to unleash any wild guitar solos on the crowd tonight, man?"
Guitar player: "Damn straight. I'm gonna wank off all over that audience, dude".
Bass player: "Sweet. Now let's get back to hoovering lines off of this hooker's ass".
Guitar player: "Damn straight. I'm gonna wank off all over that audience, dude".
Bass player: "Sweet. Now let's get back to hoovering lines off of this hooker's ass".
by WipeOnCurtains October 23, 2007
Get the wank off mug.A slang expression regarding music bands, usually of the Metal genre which somebody considers to be sub par or not to their personal taste.
by RatedRSam January 22, 2008
Get the Wank Metal mug.from the latin "mindus wankus" A form of masturbation which the only organ involved is ur mind, there is no tissue needed and u can have them in public and not get arrested
by liz (not the 1 mentioned above, honest!) December 22, 2003
Get the mind wank mug.A white individual (generally male) who acts black. A wank-wank is an extreme case of wansterism, and is not to be taken seriously. You can usually find a wank-wank outside your local Wal-Mart. He will be wearing icy-cold bling bling, and will be hitting on girls half his age. Somehow, he will inevitabley convince 14-15 year old girls he is cool. If you spot a wank-wank, spit on him, then insult his backpack.
by Jillian Effing Camink September 19, 2006
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