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boff willy 

a girl gives a guy head then vomits over his willy
Jimmy "suck it bitch"
Jimmy cums
Natalie is sick all over his willy

Jimmy "Natalie you just gave me a boff willy"
Natalie "Dudddddeeeee Im not cleaning that up"

Jimmy proceeds to clean.
boff willy by johnny milton April 21, 2011

Mushroom willy 

General made up insult. If someone was to call it you, they would be saying that you are an oddly shaped penis. This is more of an insult that you would call your mates.
Friend 1: "Don't you think that mushroom and willy are weird words?"
Friend 2: "yeah if you say so"
Friend 1: "like omg we should totally call each other a mushroom willy"
Friend 2: "ok, if you want"
Friend 1: "totes amazeballs"

Smiling Willy

Damn! That girl gave me a smiling willy!
Smiling Willy by oh deary me May 11, 2015

Bus Willy 

When a male is riding on a bus or automobile and their penis becomes erect, usually just before they need to get off/get out of the automobile.
"I sure hope Olivia isn't looking this way, because I have some serious bus willy."
Bus Willy by DeezNutsForPresident October 25, 2015

half-willy 

When you stare at something and your dick gets half hard.
Dude 1: Yo, that girl gave me a half-willy!
Dude 2: A what?!?
Dude 1: A half-willy dude! Look it up!
half-willy by Dick Hardsworth September 11, 2016

russian willy

When someone is giving you a blowjob, and then you before you ejaculate, you pull out, and then stick the tip of your penis in their ear and then ejaculate
Adam told his girlfriend Lindsay that he was going to give her a wet Willy, but instead he gave her a Russian Willy
russian willy by Pssydstryr69420 December 8, 2016